Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 For accuracy and efficiency, I'd say a Mini Milk. For enjoyment, if you're up for it, I'd suggest a Nobbly Bobbly or a Rocket. For cleanliness, I'd say Funny Feet is your best bet. If you're planning on simply smuggling one past customs, I'd go for a Jubblie, still in it's wrapper. Not that I've thought about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I was going to suggest the rocket as well. That's ideally shaped to slip into your anus. I have purchased a large tub of ben and jerry's so I don't think that would fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I was going to suggest the rocket as well. That's ideally shaped to slip into your anus. I have purchased a large tub of ben and jerry's so I don't think that would fit.How do you know what shapes would fit into my anus?! I'm going to see if we can have some blinds fitted into our work bathrooms. Nosey parker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 Screwball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vive_La_Villa Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 End of work on a hot Friday. Boy is afternoon dragging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 Finishing at half 3 on a Friday. Trololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No excuse not to play some GTA Online tonight then Ben my good man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've been doing a new job this week, and I've had hardly anything to do, other than a few quick daily tasks and sorting out my system access. I've left work early every day this week, as there's no point me hanging around and, more importantly, my manager doesn't work in my building. Today I came in half an hour late and left 45 minutes early. It's easy being a manager, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 No excuse not to play some GTA Online tonight then Ben my good man. Might download and give that Super Duper Mega Somersautling Football Mental Bastard Cars game a go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I downloaded it earlier and played some too. It is fun. Either way, I got nothing on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 Downloading it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Hang on, what game is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 That psn+ game? I would download it if psn worked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 It's downloading, but very very slowly. Why is it that stuff downloads on my PS4 at a snails pace compared to any other device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 What's it called? I download them all but only end up playing a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Suzi dent with the cleavage tonight .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm currently sitting on the bog honking out a dirt snake as I type this 2 things cheer me up, the first is the fact I'm drinking a can of Stella whilst curling one out,the joys of living alone The second is that I had no other option but to buy some expensive bog roll and I can't wait to use it, I normally use John Wayne bog roll so this is gunna be **** luxery for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm currently sitting on the bog honking out a dirt snake as I type this 2 things cheer me up, the first is the fact I'm drinking a can of Stella whilst curling one out,the joys of living alone The second is that I had no other option but to buy some expensive bog roll and I can't wait to use it, I normally use John Wayne bog roll so this is gunna be **** luxery for me Charmin with the perfumed inner tube FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm currently sitting on the bog honking out a dirt snake as I type this 2 things cheer me up, the first is the fact I'm drinking a can of Stella whilst curling one out,the joys of living alone The second is that I had no other option but to buy some expensive bog roll and I can't wait to use it, I normally use John Wayne bog roll so this is gunna be **** luxery for me Charmin with the perfumed inner tube FTW I find the expensive stuff blocks the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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