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being old enough to know how to talk to a bar room tough guy spoiling for a fight 

 

20 years ago i would've been throwing punches

 

tonight i made some big bad dude look silly in front of his girl just by finessing the situation 

 

i even told him he looked silly and he took it, lol

 

dumb muscly prick 

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Very good appraisal at work this year :D

Got confirmation of my reward yesterday. 125% of the normal pay rise and bonus.

It was a good day :D

Possibly means your colleagues are all on more than you and they're trying to even it out a bit. :-)

I hope you posted it on several forms of social media with appropriate hashtags before scoffing it down.

nope, just for you guys. You're welcome.
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for a 49 year old ......jo whiley can suck me off anyday 

 

Anything that stops her speaking is good in my books

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Very good appraisal at work this year :D

Got confirmation of my reward yesterday. 125% of the normal pay rise and bonus.

It was a good day :D

Possibly means your colleagues are all on more than you and they're trying to even it out a bit. :-)

Nah. I've had appropriate feedback. Basically I'm the best.

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Cup of tea and a bourbon cream this morning and this bad boy pops out of the packet. It's gonna be a good day.

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Hows your day going .....I bet it hasn't topped finding that bad boy 

Hey wait a second ......why are you having a biscuit for breakfast ?

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The thing that cheers me up is watching a nice lady walking by and she has that boob jiggle thing going on with each step. Just great.

Not enough bra-less women walking about.

 

Funny you should mention that

 

I was about to post the name Jenny Scordamaglia...you might have to google her.

Her interview techniques are awesome, and the fact that she does not know what a "neckline" is ;)

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The thing that cheers me up is watching a nice lady walking by and she has that boob jiggle thing going on with each step. Just great.

Not enough bra-less women walking about.

 

Funny you should mention that

 

I was about to post the name Jenny Scordamaglia...you might have to google her.

Her interview techniques are awesome, and the fact that she does not know what a "neckline" is ;)

 

Perfect example of a woman who SHOULD wear a bra. I've seen spaniels with smaller ears. 2/10. WNB. 

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Cup of tea and a bourbon cream this morning and this bad boy pops out of the packet. It's gonna be a good day.

tUsC8j3.jpg

Hows your day going .....I bet it hasn't topped finding that bad boy

Hey wait a second ......why are you having a biscuit for breakfast ?

It was a good start and was then followed by playing in the snow at the Snowdome so a good day all round.

Cuppa tea and a biscuit on a Sunday morning... what's wrong with that?

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Cup of tea and a bourbon cream this morning and this bad boy pops out of the packet. It's gonna be a good day.

tUsC8j3.jpg

Hows your day going .....I bet it hasn't topped finding that bad boy

Hey wait a second ......why are you having a biscuit for breakfast ?

It was a good start and was then followed by playing in the snow at the Snowdome so a good day all round.

Cuppa tea and a biscuit on a Sunday morning... what's wrong with that?

Diabetes
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Cup of tea and a bourbon cream this morning and this bad boy pops out of the packet. It's gonna be a good day.

tUsC8j3.jpg

Hows your day going .....I bet it hasn't topped finding that bad boy

Hey wait a second ......why are you having a biscuit for breakfast ?

It was a good start and was then followed by playing in the snow at the Snowdome so a good day all round.

Cuppa tea and a biscuit on a Sunday morning... what's wrong with that?

Diabetes
Fair enough, I'll stick to eating coco pops first in future.
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Cup of tea and a bourbon cream this morning and this bad boy pops out of the packet. It's gonna be a good day.

tUsC8j3.jpg

Hows your day going .....I bet it hasn't topped finding that bad boy

Hey wait a second ......why are you having a biscuit for breakfast ?

It was a good start and was then followed by playing in the snow at the Snowdome so a good day all round.

Cuppa tea and a biscuit on a Sunday morning... what's wrong with that?

Diabetes
Fair enough, I'll stick to eating coco pops first in future.

Are pop tarts still around...pure sugar

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