Wainy316 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 "Potted chinos" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The Queen gets a benefits rise of 6.7% so I'm well chuffed with that. Fourth consecutive year her money has gone up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 You gave your wife a nickname? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I've been rumbled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2015 Haaaaa ooooh burn Never use deep heat as a lubricant? Lubricant? Juicy Jenny? No need... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Our office is next to a house, we'd the windows open this morning because it was so warm and you could hear 2 people next door having sex, was very awkward but kind of hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I'd have had a a tug at my desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 we'd the windows open Gross, what's wrong with using your hand? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Our office is next to a house, we'd the windows open this morning because it was so warm and you could hear 2 people next door having sex, was very awkward but kind of hilarious. my first house was a terrace house and one of my neighbours was at it loudly one night with the windows open ..when they'd finished my girlfriend (at that time) and I stood in their back garden and gave them a round of applause as it happens i went to school with him so he found it amusing but his girlfriend never did look me in the eye again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 My neighbours banged on our adjoining wall a couple of months ago whilst me and the wife had sex, we stopped, looked at each other, laughed and carried on. In an ironic way they made the whole experience last longer because the interruption put me of my "stroke". Stupid semi-detached houses. It's happened about 3 times now, the blokes wife is always very cheery when she says hello Conversely we've never heard them, so obviously she's not having that great of a time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2015 Yeah I've had the awkward being heard thing. For me it was having the window open and someone heard us outside and shouted "YEAHHH BABY!" I thought it was hilarious. Her.. not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) That, or she isn't that good at faking. EDIT: In response to lapalflan Edited June 24, 2015 by Rob182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I'd have had a a tug at my desk. It didn't last long enough for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Yeah I've had the awkward being heard thing. For me it was having the window open and someone heard us outside and shouted "YEAHHH BABY!" I thought it was hilarious. Her.. not so much. Myself and the missus were in a hotel one night and got a call from the room next door, saying we had kept em awake most of the night, I was delighted but she was shamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 My parents once called me into the living room to have a go at me for having sex with my girlfriend upstairs while they were in the house. I told them straight that we didn't..... ... but didn't explain that what we were doing was 'dry humping'. Obviously this was many, many years ago, when dry humping seemed like a good thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 My girlfriend once called me into the living room to have a go at me for having sex with my parents upstairs while they were in the house. I told them straight that we didn't..... ... but didn't explain that what we were doing was 'dry humping'. Obviously this was many, many years ago, when dry humping seemed like a good thing to do. ..Jesus Christ.. That beats DDID's dog **** by a long chalk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Edit: You made me think I had typed it that way! You scamp. Edited June 24, 2015 by Rob182 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted June 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) I hate it went your neighbours bang the wall because you're masturbating too loudly, annoying innit? EDIT: Actually, thinking about it, it's probably their headboard banging against the wall when they're having sex. Because that's what I'm masturbating over. Edited June 24, 2015 by Paddywhack 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Yeah I've had the awkward being heard thing. For me it was having the window open and someone heard us outside and shouted "YEAHHH BABY!" I thought it was hilarious. Her.. not so much. Oh, who were you with at the time? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I hate it went your neighbours bang the wall because you're masturbating too loudly, annoying innit? EDIT: Actually, thinking about it, it's probably their headboard banging against the wall when they're having sex. Because that's what I'm masturbating over. Me too! It's not weird that I live next door to my Nan & Grandad though, is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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