PongRiddims Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Walking the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 My wife woke up this morning and found me and the cat next to her asleep holding "hands" The cat wasn't there when I went to bed so clearly it made all the moves , I think it's besotted with me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2015 Very good appraisal at work this year Got confirmation of my reward yesterday. 125% of the normal pay rise and bonus. It was a good day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Very good appraisal at work this year Got confirmation of my reward yesterday. 125% of the normal pay rise and bonus. It was a good day Recession is now over for stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Drinks are on Stevo then. Well done mate....... a full time job on VT and stealing a living at JLR. Impressive stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2015 Drinks are on Stevo then. Well done mate....... a full time job on VT and stealing a living at JLR. Impressive stuff. It's funny coz it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The_Rev Posted June 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2015 Kids say the cutest things post incoming. You have been warned: My son seems to idolise me at the moment. It's incredibly cute and probably doing all sorts of long term damage to my ego as one day he will come to his senses and realise I'm an incredibly average human being. He's always been into vehicles, fire engines are his first love but anything with wheels is alright by him.He always says that he wants to be just like me and he keeps telling me that when he grows big he is going to buy a silver car just because I have a silver car. Obviously this makes me . He scoots about the house on his little car all the time. Recently he's taken to draping this blue towel over the seat (I'd argue it's green but he's three and he doesn't have a huge selection of towels to choose from so if he says it's blue then it's blue) and today he told Mrs The_Rev why he has done it. It's his bluetooth. Daddy has bluetooth in the silver car so he wants bluetooth in his car. :wub: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) WHAT.A.RETARD. ITS A TOWEL NOT BLUETOOTH, HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE CALLS WITH A TOWEL. no but seriously, that's pretty cute. I'm currently forcing my love of dinosaurs on my 4 month old. I have Triceratops and Stegosaurus plush toys which are bigger than him and I make him feed them Edited June 23, 2015 by lapal_fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I'm going to bump this thread in thirty years when he invents the bluetooth towel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 what? WHAT? blue tooth TOWEL???? no I'm sorry sir, we don't have the technology thanks for calling click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I'm going to bump this thread in thirty years when he invents the bluetooth towel. I'm going to get there first...... I can see the use - think pool side, in Marbella. 7am. You get out and get the towels down early and head to breakfast. You can then dial in as other guests arrive. "**** off you sneaky Kraut..... this lounger was bagged by a Brit 25 minutes ago" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I'm going to bump this thread in thirty years when he invents the bluetooth towel. easy to carry around than one of these as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9pGQ-7mWg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 My brother is 15, he's got a fat friend and after about 3 years trying, he got his first kiss off a girl today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 23, 2015 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2015 Dangling modifiers ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2015 My brother is 15, he's got a fat friend and after about 3 years trying, he got his first kiss off a girl today. On a similar theme, today I saw a weedy, bespectacled ginger kid walking along holding hands with a quite gorgeous girl. Talk about punching above his weight. Good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 My brother is 15, he's got a fat friend and after about 3 years trying, he got his first kiss off a girl today. On a similar theme, today I saw a weedy, bespectacled ginger kid walking along holding hands with a quite gorgeous girl. Talk about punching above his weight. Good for him. Ingram has a girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Haaaaa ooooh burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Haaaaa ooooh burn Never use deep heat as a lubricant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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