chrisp65 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 they've gone and pulled out a winner hehe I believe that toblerone is no more or less than a cunning tax on air travel and unimaginative crimbo gift buyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'll have you know I buy Mrs H Slippers for crimbo so that's put you in your place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Slippers every year off the mother in law. I've got a feeling she's being knowingly ironic in her adoption of the stereotypical mother in law persona. The other thing she does is express surprise every other Sunday when she comes around ours for lunch and I'm cooking it. 'Don't burn it like a typical man!' she says, and we all chuckle. Ten years she's been saying that. Ten **** years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Slippers every year off the mother in law. I've got a feeling she's being knowingly ironic in her adoption of the stereotypical mother in law persona. The other thing she does is express surprise every other Sunday when she comes around ours for lunch and I'm cooking it. 'Don't burn it like a typical man!' she says, and we all chuckle. Ten years she's been saying that. Ten **** years. Maybe you should stop burning it then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted March 19, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2015 Slippers every year off the mother in law. I've got a feeling she's being knowingly ironic in her adoption of the stereotypical mother in law persona. The other thing she does is express surprise every other Sunday when she comes around ours for lunch and I'm cooking it. 'Don't burn it like a typical man!' she says, and we all chuckle. Ten years she's been saying that. Ten **** years. Very funny post. I think we should all have The Ironic Mother-In-Law. "Are you getting fat? And lazy? Hahaha. Just joking!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 (edited) I made myself laugh by imagining a religious person driving to work tomorrow, listening to Carmina Burana and not knowing about the solar eclipse and the ensuing panic it could potentially cause. LOL WEIRD. In a previous job, I was talking to a customer on the phone, and reminded them to make sure to give us a call back at the end of their trial period, if they weren't happy with our service etc. Without any hint of it being a joke, he told me that he wasn't bothered about that, as he believed the Rapture would happen way before he needed to call back, and he'd be taken up to Heaven. Edited March 19, 2015 by dAVe80 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'll have you know I buy Mrs H Slippers for crimbo so that's put you in your place I bet you've got thousands of pairs of those in-flight freebies stacked in a cupboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 in-flight freebies? what kind of slipper-generous, diamond-encrusted plane do you gentlemen fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 They used to give them away in the eighties. Probably still do for the likes of Mr H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Tends to be in flight socks rather than slippers these days , other than putting them on my ears to do amusing dog impressions to embarrass the kids during a flight , I've yet to find a good use for them though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 A good old fashioned powercut [emoji1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 A good old fashioned powercut [emoji1] I always feel dumb in a powercut. "Oh, can't watch TV. No worries, I'll play playst..oh of course. I guess I'll read a book then. Oh right yeah, no light. I'll just make myself a cup of tea until the..oh FFS" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 A good old fashioned powercut [emoji1] I always feel dumb in a powercut. "Oh, can't watch TV. No worries, I'll play playst..oh of course. I guess I'll read a book then. Oh right yeah, no light. I'll just make myself a cup of tea until the..oh FFS" Pub it is then... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Smartphone with mobile internet. You don't need heating or lighting to have a Tommy until the power comes back on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 A good old fashioned powercut [emoji1] I always feel dumb in a powercut. says the man who's a known lift menace 'I honestly thought I was pulling the emergency handle, Officer. Then the lights came on and we were both naked.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted March 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2015 Today, a vulnerable young lady with mental health issues threw her new born baby out of a fifth story window and I caught him. Simple as that. Crying but safe in the palm of my hand. All sorts could have happened but it didn't, I caught him and now he's safe and hopefully she is too. Life is strange. 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 That cheer me up to. Good catch! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Today, a vulnerable young lady with mental health issues threw her new born baby out of a fifth story window and I caught him. Simple as that. Crying but safe in the palm of my hand. All sorts could have happened but it didn't, I caught him and now he's safe and hopefully she is too. Life is strange. Wow! That's pretty amazing, well done mate! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 well done, Spinky 8pints 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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