Popular Post troon_villan Posted January 22, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2015 We're all going to be dead in 60 years anyway so eat whatever the **** you want. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 You're all trying to put me out of a job. Bread is amazing and good for you, as are doughnuts and cream cakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Bread is a tool of the devil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Been working with the local baker on sourdough bread ....the "team" munched our way through this rosemary and olive oil bread this morning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 This story is not for those tucking into their tea, but to wander backwards into poo slightly... In Newquay a few years ago me and a some mates were in the midst of a rack of tequila test tubes in a very horrible club. James and I were overcome with the urge to rid our bodies of this vile fluid and headed for the bathrooms. I entered the only cubicle to spew and the toilet was honestly full, to the brim, with feces. It must have been blocked earlier in the night and about 15 others must have then gone on top of the blockage. Incredible. I managed to stagger backwards and hold it all in but James didn't. He vommed all over it and got sick and shit all over himself. The image of him stepping out of the cubicle covered in that much mess always makes me laugh. I didn't even think many people went to the toilet in clubs! Certainly not on top of others' leavings. No toilet roll in sight, no seat, certainly no lock on the door. Urgh. Never had tequila since. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Just found out after a couple of years of 1 year contracts I'm being made permanent at work =] And speaking of bread, today I've eaten a 16" pizza to myself, minus one slice my mum ate. Kind of proud and ashamed at that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHV Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Kind of proud and ashamed at that. yeah, giving a slice to your mum. what where you thinking?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Kind of proud and ashamed at that. yeah, giving a slice to your mum. what where you thinking?? What can I say, I'm just a generous guy. (In my defence I was expecting my sister and her boyfriend to have some and my mum to eat more, plus, no one likes waste right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Finally bought new headphones today, they appear to be perfectly fine for the top class ear honey that I listen to. I doubt these ones will last 30 years like the last pair, but we'll see. Got them in TK Maxx of all places, I thought they only did picture frames and thin tee shirts with penguin logo's on for £30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Give me a nice homemade brown 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Why'd you remove the Stevie Nicks-esque pic? Booooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why'd you remove the Stevie Nicks-esque pic? Booooooo maqs fapping material has been taken ....NNNNNNNOOOOOoooooooOooooooOoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted January 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2015 The 'Talking Toby Jug filled with steaming hot piss' has left ITV. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Pamela David. She's no Gary Lineker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Talking toby jug. The most accurate description of a human being I've read for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 never heard of him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 He fronts some of ITV's football coverage and used to present 'The Apprentice Your Fired' amongst other stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 thanks but I was joking this time! I remember him from the One Show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I'm never quite sure if useless is for real or if it's a dry humour character thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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