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I left my door key in my eye, most annoying feeling ever

A £2.80 win on the toilet!

COME ON my locker again

Won the lottery twice in my riding buddies Liam and Adam for the first time, food poisoning 2/1 on an ice cube.

Got home and realised I nearly watched two giraffes having a punch up

So addictive

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All over the impact that Rachel from S club 7 gave us.

Jealousy is a notebook and pen and I just loves to take a bow Joe Root.

NBC commentator “That is not as a man the Day Jesus experimented with you.

Dear Jesus, Please don't pay you become a massive arrogant ****.

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Here's a few of my best 'What I Would Say' concoctions since everyone else is sharing:

You look pretty sure I think I'll give you bastard

 

is currently having a love/hate relationship with Kevin Costner related facebook status, Keith

 

The one photo of the sycamore is good, I'd say they've never seen The Black 'cos that's crazy... I can't be bothered. Cheers!

 

and one relatively related to Villa... sort of...

Don't 'Like' your opinion when the homosexual is awesome, I think I particularly dislike the monarchy, but Makoun nicked it.

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All the metal bits and trim bits to Northfield shopping centre car park have been painted claret. You can see from the chips and scratches that the last time it was painted it was blue!

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This stunning Eastern European girl who works in a cafe near me  :wub:

 

Caffe Kix on the Hagley Road?

 

Yes. There are three or four who I have seen working there. One is lovely! Great figure

 

 

This stunning Eastern European girl who works in a cafe near me :wub:

I bet someone else is completely balls deep inside her right now.

 

 

You are probably right. Lucky bastard! 

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Okay, I know the moment has passed now, but I had to share this latest 'What Would I Say' with Villatalk:

Nommin on some girl called me

 

:unsure: 

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This stunning Eastern European girl who works in a cafe near me :wub:

Caffe Kix on the Hagley Road?

Going to the parents in a few weeks. As a Hagley Road type boy (Brum end) I must write this down and pay a visit....

 

Do it! I don't mean to brag, but the blonde one once put a heart on the top of my mocha. Unfortunately, by the time I got back to the office it looked like an arse.

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This stunning Eastern European girl who works in a cafe near me :wub:

Caffe Kix on the Hagley Road?
Going to the parents in a few weeks. As a Hagley Road type boy (Brum end) I must write this down and pay a visit....

Do it! I don't mean to brag, but the blonde one once put a heart on the top of my mocha. Unfortunately, by the time I got back to the office it looked like an arse.
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