The_Rev Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Mitch Hedberg jokes: I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose! I like the FedEx driver, because he's a drug dealer, and he don't even know it. If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and someone offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Because inside is a note that says "say thanks." And so on and so on. Two words: Tim Vine. Slightly more than two words: Tim Vine is the king of utterly brilliant shit jokes. Check him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 My favourite s+-shit-its-good joke is "I saw a Shi-Tzu once. No animals or anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 when the gf asks "i reckon she has what about you?" cureently in question - katherine jenkins on GN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 They say alcohol is a depressant. Load of **** bolloxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 My birthday today. Going for a few beers before the match then having a curry and a few more beers later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Two words: Tim Vine. Slightly more than two words: Tim Vine is the king of utterly brilliant shit jokes. Check him out. I don't make jokes about wooden steps in the corner of a field that aren't mine. It's not my stile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2010 when the gf asks "i reckon she has what about you?" cureently in question - katherine jenkins on GNReckon she has what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted December 11, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2010 Walking into my local newsagents come off licence only to be told that for today only (and me being special) I could get 30 cans of Guinness for a tenner. They're about to go out of date but woo hoooo! That's cheaper than water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 WHEN WE BLOODY WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Amen to that brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 When Villa win a game!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 The vinegar strokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 My birthday today. Going for a few beers before the match then having a curry and a few more beers later. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I decided to tell Villa to win for you today. You are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Beating them stripey inbreds (again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 One-wipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Winning a game or Irish snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 And before someone says, that means not losing a game of Irish Snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Watching Arrested Development Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 One-wipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 It seems that Virgin have decided to increase my upload speed. A nice surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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