chrisp65 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Life is not always shit. Possibly is if jammy toast is a highpoint You have to count sitting in your own house (subject to terms and conditions), eating jammy toast made by hard working Britons, whilst chatting to your best mate as a high point. I personally wouldn't swap that for having a Bentley but being a dick or other equivalent scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 You had sexual intercourse clearly I'm too much of an old fashioned gentleman to say, but as a general point, a circumcision op 18 months ago has somewhat altered my goal per game ratio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 a circumcision op 18 months ago has somewhat altered my goal per game ratio They removed more than they should have done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Maybe that's what has left him so bitter and twisted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 it's ok nobody will know, I'm buying a large american muscle car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Great, it will give you something interesting to talk about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I know we're now well off topic, but apparently they are 'officially' selling Mustangs in the UK now (or soon anyway). I'm sure you already knew that. Anyway, back on to what is currently making me happy, my local footy team is currently up 0:4 away from home, having won our last game 8:0, so a nice positive sporty day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I know we're now well off topic, but apparently they are 'officially' selling Mustangs in the UK now (or soon anyway). I'm sure you already knew that. Anyway, back on to what is currently making me happy, my local footy team is currently up 0:4 away from home, having won our last game 8:0, so a nice positive sporty day. Yes, we get a Mustang at long last... with a 2.0 litre Eco-boost engine... just doesn't seem right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 25, 2014 Fixed my bruised RC Helicopter. Was it attacked by an Orange helicopter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Not a sectarian issue. Inexperienced pilot busted my chopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Inexperienced pilot busted my chopper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Inexperienced surgeon busted my chopper That's what Chrisp said... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Inexperienced surgeon busted my chopper That's what Chrisp said... no really really quite the opposite - it was a very experienced cock doctor and I'm actually quite chuffed with the result if anyone has skype and paypal I'll happily talk them through the whole hilarious experience.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Inexperienced surgeon busted my chopper That's what Chrisp said... no really really quite the opposite - it was a very experienced cock doctor and I'm actually quite chuffed with the result if anyone has skype and paypal I'll happily talk them through the whole hilarious experience.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I wish I hadn't read all this. I know all of it, but Brummies' lack of representation due to not kicking up a fuss about things makes me furious. This thread is called things that cheer you up!! If it makes you happy the press frequently report about Brummies in the Taliban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I wish I hadn't read all this. I know all of it, but Brummies' lack of representation due to not kicking up a fuss about things makes me furious. This thread is called things that cheer you up!! If it makes you happy the press frequently report about Brummies in the Taliban And isn't that 'Benefits Street' filmed in Birmingham? With that and the Hotels4U advert, how much more coverage do you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Katherine Ryan @Kathbum Feb 18 Your son ruined Karate Kid. RT “@imWilISmith: Saying what you feel isn't rude, It's called being real.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Ah yes, we're famous for it now apparently. Chelsea fans at Stamford Bridge were singing something about us all being in the taliban. Bless em, Chelsea & Fulham are famous for its multiculturalism!! Edited January 26, 2014 by islingtonclaret 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2014 You had sexual intercourse clearly I'm too much of an old fashioned gentleman to say, but as a general point, a circumcision op 18 months ago has somewhat altered my goal per game ratio I don't understand. Do you mean you're having sex the same amount of times as you were previously, but you're climaxing more or less than you used to? Do Opta know about this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2014 Chris's climaxes are not what I was expecting to read about this morning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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