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The 'home' section in stores.

 

I know. I used to be so edgy. Now it's like, 'omg, look at that picture frame!'

 

We bought a picture frame from Matalan yesterday. 

 

The blonde on the checkout said: "Oooh, that's nice, isn't it? you could, um... hang it on the wall!

 

I very nearly went full Meldrew with a retort of: "Oh, that's a good idea. We were originally planning to bury it in the back garden..." 

 

But I didn't. 

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The 'home' section in stores.

 

I know. I used to be so edgy. Now it's like, 'omg, look at that picture frame!'

 

We bought a picture frame from Matalan yesterday. 

 

The blonde on the checkout said: "Oooh, that's nice, isn't it? you could, um... hang it on the wall!

 

I very nearly went full Meldrew with a retort of: "Oh, that's a good idea. We were originally planning to bury it in the back garden..." 

 

But I didn't. 

 

You could have said

 

"I don't believe it's not border"

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fake Joey Barton on twitter is just fantastic

 

such great as 'smashed an old lady in the face with a tin of beans today'

 

 

my own personal zenith was reached today, my deeply insightful tweet on Villa was included (amongst about 200 others) in Mat Kendrick's Mail article

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