AVFC_Hitz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I heard him. He said..."dressing gown". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I watched a bloke come out his house this afternoon to pick his wheely bin up, now as we all know the wind has been quite harsh today, so I just pissed my self laughing when as he picked the bin up the wind blew the lid off and hit him in the face. I got up at 5 am and went out in my dressing gown to retrieve our wheelie bin from the road. Dressing gown ... Ummm.... and? Oh, you wear a dressing gown. All this time there was me thinking you're male. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I watched a bloke come out his house this afternoon to pick his wheely bin up, now as we all know the wind has been quite harsh today, so I just pissed my self laughing when as he picked the bin up the wind blew the lid off and hit him in the face. I got up at 5 am and went out in my dressing gown to retrieve our wheelie bin from the road. Dressing gown ... Ummm.... and? Oh, you wear a dressing gown. All this time there was me thinking you're male. real men wear dressing gowns kidults wear onesies, underpants higher than their trousers, american baseball caps at jaunty angles, flip flops, clothing that simply advertises brands in big letters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 dressing gowns are great. and sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2013 Fun with Markov Chainshis brother whom he slew; and we will walk in my statutes, and do them: I am the LORD: I will not lie nor repent: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that were burnt had offered; and they were divided hither and thither, so that they operate on “abstract data.”And Satan stood up against them in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the role of procedures in program design.The mouth of strange women is a deep and wonderful property of computation.Therefore he hath poured upon him the fury of the LORD be God, which brought fish, and of silver ten thousand talents of silver to hire them chariots and horsemen: and he that giveth, let him be unto thee forty and nine years: and he fell on his knees with his hands fulfilled that which was prepared for me daily was one ox and six choice sheep; also fowls were prepared for an hour, like the interpreters, the register-machine language has one of the above expression is evaluated.In APL all data are represented as arrays, and there shall they see the Son of man, in whose sight I brought them outMore precisely, if P and Q are polynomials, let O1 be the order of blessedAnd after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible And disciples saith (below free (if (< n d) n (remainder (- n d) d))) We can thus make a factorial subroutine that returns to the entry pointSo David would face designated index, and the cdr of this record to the thou frame of the environment?symbols, whose values are looked up in the court of the LORD’s glory.And these three men, Noah, Daniel, and Job were in it, and all the abominations that be done in (log n) steps.And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, designing the remainder of the result of the procedure application when the formal parameters of the procedure have the body and blood of the bullock, and put it on a candlestick, that they which are accounted to tradition and I will stain all began of David, king in Jerusalem.we argued that a rational-number representation could be anything at all that the LORD will makeThou shalt therefore sacrifice the passover within any of thy cattle, and in the MIT Computation Center.For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even mention “classes” or “inheritance.”God saith, What hast thou to do with negotiating the transition between imperative statements (from which programs are constructed) and declarative statementsThe voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of a man deferreth his anger; and it is used as follows: (define (cc amount coin-values) (cond ((= amount 0) 1) ((or (< amount 0) (no-more? coin-values)) 0) (else (+ (cc amount (except-first-denomination coin-values)) (cc (- amount (first-denomination coin-values)) coin-values))))) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) Orhan "DJ Quicksilver" Terzi on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. I had a nostalgiagasm. Edited December 6, 2013 by GarethRDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 John Gregory tweeting PoB good luck for his f.a. cup match. Bloody surreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 John Gregory tweeting PoB good luck for his f.a. cup match. Bloody surreal. Do we not all get tweets from ex aston villa managers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Brian Little rings me most mornings to make sure I'm up for work....... ......or he could be checking the coast is clear. Either way I'm happy with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Treasure those children for one day they too will walk on water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Dressing gowns are amazing just ask Tony Soprano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Dressing gowns are amazing just ask Tony Soprano. OK not really soprano a bit baritone in place but here goes .................... TonyH La la la la are dressing gowns great la la la ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2013 Fun with Markov Chains his brother whom he slew; and we will walk in my statutes, and do them: I am the LORD: I will not lie nor repent: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that were burnt had offered; and they were divided hither and thither, so that they operate on “abstract data.” And Satan stood up against them in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the role of procedures in program design. The mouth of strange women is a deep and wonderful property of computation. Therefore he hath poured upon him the fury of the LORD be God, which brought fish, and of silver ten thousand talents of silver to hire them chariots and horsemen: and he that giveth, let him be unto thee forty and nine years: and he fell on his knees with his hands fulfilled that which was prepared for me daily was one ox and six choice sheep; also fowls were prepared for an hour, like the interpreters, the register-machine language has one of the above expression is evaluated. In APL all data are represented as arrays, and there shall they see the Son of man, in whose sight I brought them out More precisely, if P and Q are polynomials, let O1 be the order of blessed And after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible And disciples saith (below free (if (< n d) n (remainder (- n d) d))) We can thus make a factorial subroutine that returns to the entry point So David would face designated index, and the cdr of this record to the thou frame of the environment? symbols, whose values are looked up in the court of the LORD’s glory. And these three men, Noah, Daniel, and Job were in it, and all the abominations that be done in (log n) steps. And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, designing the remainder of the result of the procedure application when the formal parameters of the procedure have the body and blood of the bullock, and put it on a candlestick, that they which are accounted to tradition and I will stain all began of David, king in Jerusalem. we argued that a rational-number representation could be anything at all that the LORD will make Thou shalt therefore sacrifice the passover within any of thy cattle, and in the MIT Computation Center. For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even mention “classes” or “inheritance.” God saith, What hast thou to do with negotiating the transition between imperative statements (from which programs are constructed) and declarative statements The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of a man deferreth his anger; and it is used as follows: (define (cc amount coin-values) (cond ((= amount 0) 1) ((or (< amount 0) (no-more? coin-values)) 0) (else (+ (cc amount (except-first-denomination coin-values)) (cc (- amount (first-denomination coin-values)) coin-values))))) Levi. what ARE you on about??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) If only we knew... maybe then we'd all be successful with the ladies. Edited December 7, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2013 Dressing gowns are amazing just ask Tony Soprano. OK not really soprano a bit baritone in place but here goes .................... TonyH La la la la are dressing gowns great la la la ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Man Utd fans crying. It's great. I think the MotD commentator was enjoying it too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2013 (edited) Fun with Markov ChainsLevi. what ARE you on about??? A Markov Chain (in this context) is basically a text generator. You train it by feeding it a corpus of text. A simple one will then assess the probability of the next word based on the previous one. Even crude ones do a reasonably good job of generating text that makes some sense. In this case, the corpus of text was the King James Version of the Bible and Abelson & Sussman's Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs. Edited December 8, 2013 by leviramsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Fun with Markov Chains Levi. what ARE you on about??? A Markov Chain (in this context) is basically a text generator. You train it by feeding it a corpus of text. A simple one will then assess the probability of the next word based on the previous one. Even crude ones do a reasonably good job of generating text that makes some sense. In this case, the corpus of text was the King James Version of the Bible and Abelson & Sussman's Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs. Actually that looks really fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2013 As an example, one could train a Markov Chain text generator on the main forum and, considering how repetitive things are, get pretty good parody posts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2013 A related hack is dissociated press, whichstarts by printing a number of consecutive words (or letters) from the source text. Then it searches the source text for an occurrence of few last words or letters printed out so far. If multiple occurrences are found, it picks a random one, and proceeds with printing text following the chosen occurrence. After predetermined length of text was printed out, the search procedure is repeated for the newly-printed ending.Considering that words and phrases tend to appear in specific grammatical contexts, the resulting text usually seems correct grammatically, and if the source text is uniform in style, the result appears to be of similar style and subject, and takes some effort on the reader side to recognize as not genuine. Still, the randomness of the assembly process deprives it of any logical flow - the loosely related parts are connected in nonsensical way, creating a humorously abstract, random result.A classic example comes from applying dissociated press to the Jargon File, which once famously yielded:wart: n. A small, crocky feature that sticks out of an array (C has no checks for this). This is relatively benign and easy to spot if the phrase is bent so as to be not worth paying attention to the medium in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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