villaajax Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Gouda. The cheese, not the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 double whammy this week, a snotty passive aggressive client wanted some work done quickly so I quoted him a really high hourly rate, last brought out of the cheeky quote box in 2009, but he had to accept it 5:00pm today he's e-mailed me and confessed he sent me the wrong information so I'll have to start again double bubble on top hourly rate! This "ahem" massage parlour you are running, is there a lot of trade at the moment then? I've got an opening at 10 if you're interested. Top down, handy shandy, bon voyage. How much for a Cleveland steamer? The Clevedon Steamer is just a shilling Sir. It's a bit extra if you want somebody to crap on you mid trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2013 Hurricane = power cut = servers down = disks not coming back up = easy day in work for Brian zzzzzzzzz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Getting home thinking that I was going to have to have corn flakes for dinner as I had no food in, only to find a lovely Thai green curry in the fridge that's still in date Damn it you just made me hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ this site. It's amazing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Patrick Stewart as a lobster. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ this site. It's amazing. "Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 mrs jones in high heels .......* giggety * 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 mrs jones in high heels .......* giggety * Saw that. Hnnnnnng! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 mrs jones in high heels .......* giggety * Saw that. Hnnnnnng! Deffo photo shopped the hat has been edited out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Who? What? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ this site. It's amazing. "Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole." When I was a child, my favourite fairytale was the one about a front door doomed to gaze down on its original position from an upstairs window. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Looks like the rear of the house to me /pedant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 they'd make a lovely purse, or a gentleman's personal 'relief' pocket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 small heath being bottom three and making a frankly shit Villa team look brilliant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Yep its cheered me up. Just sent my sha supporting brother an abusive text. "Hope you scum sucking piss buckets of spunk enjoy your time in the bottom 3 you daft word removed! See you at moms Monday :)". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 2, 2013 Why does your brother support the scum? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Why does your brother support the scum? Jeremy Kyle, Episode 6 series 7 2005: When Sperm Clinic Throwback Mix Ups Attack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I don't know but its done me well over the years in a piss taking sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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