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Levi....

 

When I 'like' a post ME has already liked and it says 'You and ME like this'.

 

Makes me feel warm and if I'm included in something universal.

 

Something bigger than me and you :)

 

(You liked this post too...such a sneaky plagiarist waiting just over four months to try and pass it off as your own.

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Sending this email to a Scottish mate o mine on the 13th of August:

 

Hope you get this email in time: Christian Benteke is a ****ing
monster. Put him in your fantasy team at all costs, and putting some
money on him (e.g. season's top scorer at 15 or 20:1) could be a good
move as well. I will certainly be giving him the opportunity to make
me some cash. He has the lot: pace, skill, strength, hold-up play,
accurate passing, brilliant finishing. The Villa fans are baffled as
to how few people have noticed him, even though a few have.

http://oi40.tinypic.com/nvryf.jpg

That's a typical goal from him, if there's such a thing (v Malaga in
preseason). When he scored it I just laughed my head off thinking of
the carnage he's going to wreak this season. I don't know how the
Villa managed to keep him, although I would have been incandescent if
he'd gone to **** Spurs. Fifty million to Real Madrid in a year's
time I reckon. Counting pre-season, he's scored 21 goals in his last
21 games, and he's only 22.

 

P.S. That defender broke his collar bone there!

 

And getting this reply today:

 

what a start for Villa eh! I was actually humming and hehing between
Michu and Benteke for the dream team and had opted for Michu until I
read your e-mail and for once I actually listened and it has paid off
already- cheers buddy lol. Yes he looks some player- Jesus how many
good young players do Belgium have??
Yes you must be quite excited about Villa this season- I'm not so
enthusiastic aboot the Toon -

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Sending this email to a Scottish mate o mine on the 13th of August:

 

 

 

And getting this reply today:

 

 I'm not so

enthusiastic aboot the Toon -

 

Makes sense I guess. They're practically IN Scotland anyway ....

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Makes sense I guess. They're practically IN Scotland anyway ....

 

 

Nah, the story begins many ears ago in a smoke-filled living room in Aberdeen. I said I was a Villa fan and he was a bit rude. I objected, and he declared that "In the long run, a club like Villa will tend to finish below a club like, say, Newcastle. I disagreed, and the upshot was an annual 20 pound bet on who finishes higher.

 

I think we're about even so far.

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I've just had a bet with my Baggies-supporting mate on who will score the most goals this season, between Anelka and Benteke. A tenner for the highest scorer and a quid per goal difference.

 

Eeeeeaaaasy money....  :D

 

He's starting regret it...

 

bet.jpg

 

:D

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I've just had a bet with my Baggies-supporting mate on who will score the most goals this season, between Anelka and Benteke. A tenner for the highest scorer and a quid per goal difference.

 

Eeeeeaaaasy money....  :D

 

He's starting regret it...

 

bet.jpg

 

:D

 

 

Tell him you can, as long as he doubles the wager. 

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What the hell are they protesting about anyway? Oil?

 

What the heck does doing a sit-down in some obscure office building no one knows about accomplish?

what are they protesting about?

 

Well wouldn't you protest if the choice was to rely on Russia and the Arabs or generate your own power?

 

they are people that in the words of someone cleverer than me 'refuse the good in pursuit of the perfect'

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