ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Well, it's the most depressing day of the year, Doug's still alive, and the VT board is tense as you like. So I've had a scan through today's news and guess what I found! Fat Barry The Nose tries to sneak past RantinRob's house. He failed. The rest of the pub accuses villafan306 of being over-excited after the Conference Finals Richard is surprised to learn that Rothschild have finally been brought in to sell Aston Villa. Globetrotting assassin drat01 receives payment up front as a secret FA insider puts a contract on Mike Newell's life. Nana Mouskouri tells the Fake Sheikh that her stylist John Cresswell is'lazy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2006 :clap: more news just in Lancashire man to sue for dameges caused by recent rise in tensions on website: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 and the VT board is tense as you like Is it ****. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardCanning Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Sad part is CV the real news is more pathetic and less believable than those stories as The Sun launches a £10k campaign for a memorial for the whale that died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 You're joking. Takes the piss does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 This just in: The Sun newspaper unveil blueprint for whale's memorial statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 ergh my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Richard turns down a dinner invitation in favour of clipping his toenails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2006 Popular Site Admin otherwise known as Le Lapin, checks into thread and has to go shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 In favour of gauging my eyes out with the toenail clippings you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Yeah or that Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 She actually came very close to asking a question in PMq's the week before last. I say very close she was actually sitting 4 seats to the left of someone who did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2006 CV caught reading improper material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Oh and take it from me, I think I am one of the last people she would invite to dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 bickster throws CCT out of his cab because she says, "To ask the Secretary of State for This Taxi, how much he estimates the ride will cost for (a) the next year and ( in ten years' time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Villatalk invest in educational induction video for new posters And add another for advanced members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 hahahaha, good gear chaps! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Police search for Juju after a motorcycle topples small heath's trophy cabinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gareth_barry's_left_foot Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 JC's decorating gets him in trouble with the missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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