kingphil Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I do think there's a bit of a difference though between a smoking hot model-type in Amsterdam and a dirty bird from Walsall. Yeap - have to agree with you there. I worked in Walsall about 15 years ago, and would always see this ugly fat slapper on the street corner, and that was always my perception of what a hooker looked like. Now more mature and seeing the delights the likes of Amsterdam, Vegas and Prague have to offer - I now realise they are totally different. Always wondered, but never undertook these 'delights' as goes against the limited morals I hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Some of the sights you used to see on Cheddar Road in Brum, jesus h. I really don't understand what would make somebody pay to sleep with some rough-as-a-badger's-arse type, rather than just have a night in with Palmela Handerson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 No. If you need to pay for sex...well you've failed as a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Best I've done was a lapdance when I was 17 :angel: Short career, then? Wasnt really that into it tbh. Do you come on the bed sheets then? :? You do know what a lapdance is dont you? It's actually quite self explanitory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Best I've done was a lapdance when I was 17 :angel: Short career, then? Wasnt really that into it tbh. Do you come on the bed sheets then? :? You do know what a lapdance is dont you? It's actually quite self explanitory. Dont worry about it...bit of a humour fail there my old china 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted June 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted June 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Who else would have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Are the 11 who voted positively going to own up and tell us of their experiences?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Who else would have you? True 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Who else would have you? Not me anyway :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 What if he paid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted June 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Who else would have you? Not me anyway :winkold: Not even for £10 in your g-string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I found it funny wiggy Im here all week Who else would have you? Not me anyway :winkold: Not even for £10 in your g-string? I wouldnt undo my fly for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Now more mature and seeing the delights the likes of Amsterdam... Sat on a bench opposite a vision of loveliness years ago. Was with two mates at the time, we'd all clocked her. Basqued up, long flowing brunette - knockout. We weren't there for sex, but 'kin ell. We'd sat down because it was blisteringly hot and we were fooked. Immediate action wasn't happening, so we just watched her interact with passers by from her doorway. A few young bucks got an eyeful and moved on, girlfriends looked sternly at their partners - You get the idea. Our Hero had quietly entered stage on the left. It had taken him 5 minutes to walk the 50 yards to the doorway. The girl stepped from the doorway and whispered something in his ear. He nodded enthusiastically and she helped him inside. He must have been 80. Stick, hat, the works. We looked at each other. "Who's having his porridge?". No Ta. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 23, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'll be the first to say that I pay for sex pretty much every time I have it. Obviously that's just because the gf uses a credit-based nooky system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I went to Prague on a lads trip. After hitting the strip clubs and getting lapdances, although I opted out not seeing the value the offer of a brothel came up, but I was much too drunk for it, so headed back to the hostel. Two of our crew got girls. €70 an hour. One got a hot blonde. The other picked up the first girl to come up to him when he walked in. A bad enough black girl. He was disappointed he hadn't gotten a looker, but did the deed anyways. A shower, the offer of cocaine I think and then the act itself although he said he didn't quite manage to conclude the job. He said he'd kill anyone who told anyone about it. Then 8 months later, after he got a girlfriend, he tells me that he remembered he didn't actually do anything with the prostitute after all.... I didn't believe him I haven't been with a prostitute, but if I had some sort of interest in scatology or watersports or trannies or amputees something that I wouldn't see day to day, I don't think I'd be totally against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Planned to in Hamburg but was so pissed couldn't find hookerstrasse. Got sidetracked and pulled some locals on the way, would like to say I done my bit for Anglo-German relations but she weren't having any of it :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Definitely not. I just don't see the whole achievement. To me it just says that you cannot get any elsewhere. My best mate claims to have lost his virginity to a slutwhore. He tells me it was the worst mistake of his life but he was desperate and with all the pressure of our other mates he felt the need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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