CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Struggling with rising food prices? Eat less! Can't afford to fuel your car? Walk more! Unable to cope with your rent? Live somewhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) feeling cold? buy a Boden jumper has to be Boden mindBlurgh! I'm not allowed to use this image extension apparently.Link to rather effete gentleman in a stripey top. Edited October 19, 2013 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Feeling cold ? Have your maid stitch a fine coat of swan feathers after your manservant plucks a swan for Sunday brunch. Edited October 20, 2013 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Wondering how you will survive a long hard winter? Don't bother. You're a peasant and it's simply natural selection. The more of you that die, the greater chance we have of winning the next election. This message was brought to you by the Tory Ministry of Evil. Edited October 20, 2013 by StigVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 "Put a jumper on" has been standard advice in our house for generations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 But you won't 'feel the benefit' when you go outside. That's just silly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Must be getting chilly in Belize. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Is this the same Ashcroft that doesn't pay UK tax because of his non-domicile status? Wear a jumper, you arsehole, but don't wear it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Is this the same Ashcroft that doesn't pay UK tax because of his non-domicile status? Yeah the same Ashcroft that has pledged half his money to good causes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Touche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Anyone with the title 'Lord' can **** off back to the 19th century. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 20, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2013 Is this the same Ashcroft that doesn't pay UK tax because of his non-domicile status? Yeah the same Ashcroft that has pledged half his money to good causes Yeah, but... when you get right down to it, right... thats a tax dodge innit? Yeah. Deflection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yeah the same Ashcroft that has pledged half his money to good causes His track record is a little LibDemesque on the pledge front. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yeah the same Ashcroft that has pledged half his money to good causes His track record is a little LibDemesque on the pledge front. Hey I pledged to stop drinking ... I just never said when 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 This message was brought to you by the Tory Ministry of Evil. Excellent. There hasn't been enough of this kind of comment on VT in my view, it should help raise the tone of bollitics threads. I trust you teach the kids that not voting Labour should be considered a criminal offence? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 woop woop woop presumption anti tory means pro labour alert! presumption anti tory means pro labour alert! presumption anti tory means pro labour alert! presumption anti tory means pro labour alert! woop woop woop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 woop woop woop Strange but I always thought you were white. @racist_tory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 This message was brought to you by the Tory Ministry of Evil. Excellent. There hasn't been enough of this kind of comment on VT in my view, it should help raise the tone of bollitics threads. I trust you teach the kids that not voting Labour should be considered a criminal offence? You really are a first rate logician. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 woop woop woop Strange but I always thought you were white. @racist_tory Care to explain that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted October 20, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2013 David Cameron is one of the few people in this world that I would pay to see get eaten by a shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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