maqroll Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: nice rez 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 13/04/2010 at 22:30, The_Rev said: A Giant Enemy Crab will kill us all, obviously. Not if we attack its weak spot for massive damage. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 32 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Well if 2020 needed the cherry on top I guess this would be it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 the moon will lose its orbit and come crashing to earth missing by just 6 feet, Smacking me and every other person over 6 foot on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted July 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 10 hours ago, maqroll said: nice rez If whoever is spreading it is now putting it into cases we are all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevo985 Posted July 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 13/04/2010 at 22:46, villaajax said: Small Heath will win the FA Cup and the Earth will implode. We're still safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Computer AI is getting so clever that in the future computers will get together and rule the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The alien meat farmers will return, harvest us and turn us into frozen voulavants. The voulavants will be advertised on alien TV by Kerry Katona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The Trumpster will consume all of the pharmaceutical companies initial stock of newly developed super growth drugs making him 500,000ft tall, he will immediately consume all food staving the planet and he will break wind almost immediately and propel us in to the sun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 50 minutes ago, bielesibub said: The alien meat farmers will return, harvest us and turn us into frozen voulavants. The voulavants will be advertised on alien TV by Kerry Katona. Don't forget Christopher Biggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Meth-Gators Quote A police department in Loretto, Tennessee, is asking residents to refrain from flushing drugs, such as methamphetamine, down the toilet to prevent "meth-gators." In the Facebook post, the Loretto Police Department wrote that on Saturday, officers executed a search warrant on a home and discovered the occupant trying to flush meth and drug paraphernalia down his toilet. The post warns that meth could make its way into Shoal Creek, down the Tennessee River in North Alabama and into the bodies of alligators. "Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama," police wrote. "They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way." https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tennessee-police-warn-locals-not-flush-drugs-fear-meth-gators-n1030291 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 50 minutes ago, sne said: Meth-Gators 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 The people who make toilet paper will start another Covid 19 scare and people will burst from hanging on forever,then the toilet paper makers will take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 6 hours ago, PussEKatt said: The people who make toilet paper will start another Covid 19 scare and people will burst from hanging on forever,then the toilet paper makers will take over the world. 2 of my closest friends works in this area. I will let you know if I hear anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 15 hours ago, sne said: 2 of my closest friends works in this area. I will let you know if I hear anything. That's my industry, so let me know if you hear anything, I haven't as yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted July 6, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2020 On 05/07/2020 at 12:50, PussEKatt said: The people who make toilet paper will start another Covid 19 scare and people will burst from hanging on forever,then the toilet paper makers will take over the world. The Bidet movement will provide the underground resistance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Follyfoot said: The Bidet movement will provide the underground resistance As well as undercarriage cleansing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 6, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2020 If you have a bidet movement then you're using it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 19 hours ago, Follyfoot said: The Bidet movement will provide the underground resistance It's happening, already started recruiting. Quote BIDET COMPANY WE'LL PAY YOU $10K JUST TO POOP!!! a bidet company is offering $10,000 for one lucky person to spend their summer testing a toilet paper alternative, and sharing the journey with all. Here's the dookie deal ... all ya gotta do to get the dough is be able to poo, analyze and document your daily bowel movements, and share your fecal findings on social media. The $10,000 gig comes with an exec title -- Vice President of Fecal Matter -- that'll definitely stand out on your resume. Now, it's not for everybody ... ya gotta have at least 21 years on-the-job John experience, and a very open-bathroom-door policy. The 3-month consulting position is with TUSHY, which fashions itself as a modern bathroom brand revolutionizing the way people poop with different kinds of bidets. https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/07/bidet-brand-offering-summer-pooping-job-ten-thousand-dollars-tushy/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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