Voinjama Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Congrats to those who have become fathers (or mothers), I became an uncle this year, not the same I know but it has made me realise how much of a blessing kids are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) Be happy and pleased that other males find her attractive. That's how I would look at it. Yeah, but you're strange When I have kids in the future, I don't want my daughter being the one at the school disco or playground that all the boys avoid and leave out because she's the 'munter' one. Of course I obviously don't want her to be at the other end of the scale either. School bike and all that. Edited July 6, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Or conceited prom queen type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 or covered in pig blood and causing the prom hall to burn down and destroy the cool kids that laughed at her 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted July 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2014 The missus is in slow labour, she woke me up at four this morning and told me. I've phoned in work and said they probably won't see me now until next week. I know its only slow labour which could last for days but I'm just looking after our lad while she relaxes, hopefully though at somepoint in the next 24 hours we'll have our daughter here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Good luck RV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Are you sure it wasn't just a great big piss, love? best Jim Royle line evar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) Back at work, she was in false labour. Edited July 8, 2014 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Back at work, false labour she was in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Back at work, she was in false labour. Isn't that what Ed Miller band has decided as the new branding? Blair had New Labour, Red Ed's been more honest and just gone with false .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) Have you got any proof I put that rob? Edited July 8, 2014 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Yes the time I quoted you, ya plank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Ok I'll give you that one ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 have you given birth yet Ruge? was it painful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Nah I'm still waiting hun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 And every time he has a contraction he will squeeze the groin on his Lapal action figure/voodoo doll, just so you know what it feels like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Can you please tell your missus to get a move on Rugeley? I got July 8th in the secret VT sweepstake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 You've got no chance mate ha,it was the same with our first. She always does things the long and hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Way hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Can't wait to join the club tbh. Need to find the right woman first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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