theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Seems a pretty bizarre purchase tbf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Tell me about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 On another note I found an old poem I wrote aged 15! Its not actually too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 On another note I found an old poem I wrote aged 15! Its not actually too bad. Post it up then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 No. A) because it would have the shit ripped out of it and it would undermine my reputation as a punmaking comment machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 C'mon! I'm desperately bored and in need of cheering up... perhaps a snippet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 Nothing wrong with Dijon mustard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 There was a young man from Tewksbury... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Nothing wrong with Dijon mustard.It's crap AND it's Houllier's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Oooh this has potential... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm not from Tewkesbury. I LIVE in Tewkesbury though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 There was a young man from Tewksbury... Carefull, theres more than one of those in this forum! Anyway ... There was a young man from Tewksbury... "who took ...." ... hmmm ... What the hell rhymes with Tewkesbury!?! (considering it's pronounced Chooks-bu-ree by the locals). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This could be epically ghey. Post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Yes it is "epically ghey" ergo I'm not posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Pollution in the city smog and smoke Engulf the city like a joke Drivers dont care about their fumes Our ozone layer is being consumed If we dont act soon it will be to late Our children will have no choice but to accept their fate A poem i wrote at school about pollution very gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Pweeeeeeeeease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Double post. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 post it!!!! :-D I'll post mine if you post yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Here, as promised. I wrote this about 10 years ago, maybe more; Slowly the monkey poured beer down his throat and followed it up as he started to gloat saying "I can drink you all under the table" it was the start of the Drunken Monkey fable Vodka and Whisky, doubles and shots the monkey kept drinking, as if he forgot no food had been eaten, just substance abuse as he stumbled on home, his legs were no use Climbing the stairs his vision were blurred he couldn't remember the night and all that occured he tripped and he stumbled and fell into bed the poor drunken monkey, was he now dead? The next morning he awoke with a fright his beer goggles off, he wore for that night and lying beside him, and looking quite chunky was a pretty ferocious same sex monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I hate cats. Piss you off thread research fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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