Genie Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone ever been to a Haven Holiday Park before? Me. What are you expecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone ever been to a Haven Holiday Park before? Me. What are you expecting Your ... Why are you Neil?! :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone ever been to a Haven Holiday Park before? Me. What are you expecting Your ... Why are you Neil?! :| If its a cheap getaway then could be alright. Its all geared around getting money out of your pockets. There are slot machines everywhere. The entertainment is laughable mostly. The beer is overpriced and usually flat, lots of trashy families about. A couple of examples. 1) They never give you a £5 note with your change, they always give coins (in the hope they'll find their way to a slot machine). 2) Once I ordered a double chicken breast for dinner, price was surprisingly reasonable. When it arrived the tight bas**rds had sliced it in half so it was still technically a 'double breast' but only half the thickness. Expect lots of unruly children running around with glow in the dark everything. Its alright for a day or 2 away by the seaside (better than being at home) but its generally geared towards the lower end of the spectrum of holiday maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone ever been to a Haven Holiday Park before? Me. What are you expecting Your ... Why are you Neil?! :| If its a cheap getaway then could be alright. Its all geared around getting money out of your pockets. There are slot machines everywhere. The entertainment is laughable mostly. The beer is overpriced and usually flat, lots of trashy families about. A couple of examples. 1) They never give you a £5 note with your change, they always give coins (in the hope they'll find their way to a slot machine). 2) Once I ordered a double chicken breast for dinner, price was surprisingly reasonable. When it arrived the tight bas**rds had sliced it in half so it was still technically a 'double breast' but only half the thickness. Expect lots of unruly children running around with glow in the dark everything. Its alright for a day or 2 away by the seaside (better than being at home) but its generally geared towards the lower end of the spectrum of holiday maker. Fecking marvallous! Just been on the website and they actrually list a Burger King as one of their restaurants!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone ever been to a Haven Holiday Park before? Me. What are you expecting Your ... Why are you Neil?! :| If its a cheap getaway then could be alright. Its all geared around getting money out of your pockets. There are slot machines everywhere. The entertainment is laughable mostly. The beer is overpriced and usually flat, lots of trashy families about. A couple of examples. 1) They never give you a £5 note with your change, they always give coins (in the hope they'll find their way to a slot machine). 2) Once I ordered a double chicken breast for dinner, price was surprisingly reasonable. When it arrived the tight bas**rds had sliced it in half so it was still technically a 'double breast' but only half the thickness. Expect lots of unruly children running around with glow in the dark everything. Its alright for a day or 2 away by the seaside (better than being at home) but its generally geared towards the lower end of the spectrum of holiday maker. Fecking marvallous! Just been on the website and they actrually list a Burger King as one of their restaurants!?!? As long as you haven't paid a lot and don't expect 4* service you should have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I know in the back of my mind its not going to be great, but for a cheap little get-away before our summer holiday's im sure it wont be too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 And anyway Tamuff, Wiggy might BE that 'lower end' *runs off for cover* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 And anyway Tamuff, Wiggy might BE that 'lower end' *runs off for cover* The cheek of it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Ah yes, camping. That luxurious, relaxing, stress-free way to unwind for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Im not sure George is up to hiking yet mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Ah yes, camping. That luxurious, relaxing, stress-free way to unwind for a few days. Campers who know their arse from their elbow do And I don't mean on a caravan site! plenty of decent camping sites, if you're around Offa's Dyke Penlan camping site is in a nice place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Im not sure George is up to hiking yet mate! As stupid as this question seems, that's your kid isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I wear a mountain green Berghaus coat thank you, not some hideous yellow monstrosity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 Depends if you're knee deep in another relationship or whether you're YFS Stevo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Im not sure George is up to hiking yet mate! As stupid as this question seems, that's your kid isn't it? Yes mate...just over 7 months now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Should go hiking and camping instead Wigster! Much more fulfilling and fun! Im not sure George is up to hiking yet mate! As stupid as this question seems, that's your kid isn't it? Yes mate...just over 7 months now Really? Nearly old enough for washing up duties then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 What's with camping and hiking!!! it requires effort. Why do you want to do put effort into anything when you're taking a break!!!!!!!! unless it's some sort of Go Karting, table tennis, game of beach football with locals or something that's not ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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