Lichfield Dean Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 11 minutes ago, sheepyvillian said: That terrible Super Yacht tragedy. How unfortunate can you get? It's like a scene from the film, Perfect Storm. A lot of question marks though. The guy who went missing is the Autonomy guy who was accused of over inflating the company's valuation by billions, and only recently was acquitted. Probably nothing untoward but it's certainly one for the conspiracy theorists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Lichfield Dean said: A lot of question marks though. The guy who went missing is the Autonomy guy who was accused of over inflating the company's valuation by billions, and only recently was acquitted. Probably nothing untoward but it's certainly one for the conspiracy theorists! Without a doubt. No way in their World could that be an accident. Which, it undoubtedly is, unless the Illumanti are controlling the weather now. Edited August 19 by sheepyvillian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 21 minutes ago, sheepyvillian said: Without a doubt. No way in their World could that be an accident. Which, it undoubtedly is, unless the Illumanti are controlling the weather now. Haha! Yeah, hard to see how you'd instigate a sudden storm that destroyed your ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 3 minutes ago, Lichfield Dean said: Haha! Yeah, hard to see how you'd instigate a sudden storm that destroyed your ship. Good luck trying to convince a conspiracy theorist of that. They really are a strange bunch. To be that insecure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 (edited) He wasn’t on the ship, he was on land, but when the storm came in they decided to pretend he was on the ship so the family members can cash in the insurance. Case closed. Edited August 19 by Genie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 12 hours ago, sidcow said: So the best Edinburgh Fringe joke was shite again. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. There were better ones in the top 20. Including another from the same comedian. The one last year literally didn’t make any sense. So this is a huge improvement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 I blame Bill Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The one last year literally didn’t make any sense. So this is a huge improvement "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turns out he was a cheetah". Yeah, nonsense. In the sense that a zookeeper can't be a cheetah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 2 minutes ago, Jon said: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turns out he was a cheetah". Yeah, nonsense. In the sense that a zookeeper can't be a cheetah. Exactly. It doesn’t make sense. However, now that I’m typing this I seem to remember that the original joke was something like “I started dating someone I met at the zoo, but turns out he was a cheetah” and it was this list of the top jokes from the festival that misprinted it so that it didn’t make sense. At least the corrected version makes sense (although I still think “I started dating a leopard but turns out he was a cheetah” would be even better) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 16 minutes ago, Genie said: He wasn’t on the ship, he was on land, but when the storm came in they decided to pretend he was on the ship so the family members can cash in the insurance. Case closed. You just know they'll never find his body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 4 minutes ago, Lichfield Dean said: You just know they'll never find his body 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 (edited) I was just watching a programme where "Pop Tarts" were being eaten. I have to say, pop tarts are one of the most disgusting things my taste buds have ever had to endure. It was like eating plastic food. Edited August 19 by sheepyvillian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nor-Cal Villan Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 18 minutes ago, sheepyvillian said: I was just watching a programme where "Pop Tarts" were being eaten. I have to say, pop tarts are one of the most disgusting things my taste buds have ever had to endure. It was like eating plastic food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, Genie said: He wasn’t on the ship, he was on land, but when the storm came in they decided to pretend he was on the ship so the family members can cash in the insurance. Case closed. That's far too straightforward for a conspiracy theorist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 17 minutes ago, sheepyvillian said: That's far too straightforward for a conspiracy theorist. He’s now working undercover for the Hong Kong police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Another food I'm utterly unable to understand someone's love for, Flapjacks. I've seen fights, to the death, in prison over a convict not getting his due portion of flapjack. I kid you not. That texture, I find revolting. If ever a food demanded a drink to accompany it with, flapjack is that food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 7 minutes ago, Genie said: He’s now working undercover for the Hong Kong police. And did you know, it was an undercover Hong Kong cop who killed Bruce Lee? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 Incy wincy spider went up the water spout. And so did Raymond Luxury-Yacht. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Well they were saying it was a super Yacht. But it was actually a posh sail boat. Which should be able to endure pretty big storms. So it is a bit dodgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted August 19 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19 56 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Incy wincy spider went up the water spout. And so did Raymond Luxury-Yacht. It's spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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