Davkaus Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) Your books must have shorter chapters than mine. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villa4europe Posted April 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) Takes me that long to take my clothes off and relax And that's just at the office... 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, mjmooney said: Your books must have shorter chapters than mine. I wouldn't dream of keeping books in the toilet! I think some people prolong the event to get some peace and quiet, so things might change when the little one comes home, but right now, I'm glad to get out of there - I reckon 90% of my bathroom activity has a cat chaperone because otherwise the nobhead sits outside and claws the the door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I wouldn't dream of keeping books in the toilet! Amateur. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) 10 minutes minimum for me. I've been known to be in there for half an hour Once my legs start going numb I usually call it a day 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted April 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2022 Actual shitting. If my stomach is fine, probably 3 minutes. Wiping (seated) it feels like 10 minutes. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 44 minutes ago, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) Yup, as you said, I drag them out, it’s a little bit of me time. I didn’t realise I was known for having long dumps amongst my family though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 56 minutes ago, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! I'm in and out in 2 minutes (3 if I wash my hands ) If Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 Spoiler If only Chris had stuck to reading the New Statesman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: How long do your shits take?! 10 mins x 20 times a day. Exhausting! edit: I am joking in case people were wondering! Edited April 13, 2022 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2022 I no longer have a mother-in-law but had I known you only had to even suggest you'd be going for a shit and they disappear in a puff of smoke I'd have tried that trick many times Does anyone know if this works on sister-in-laws? Only that mine's arriving on a self invited Easter break on Friday and if I could get rid of her as soon as she walked through the door it would be a great benefit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, bickster said: I no longer have a mother-in-law but had I known you only had to even suggest you'd be going for a shit and they disappear in a puff of smoke I'd have tried that trick many times Does anyone know if this works on sister-in-laws? Only that mine's arriving on a self invited Easter break on Friday and if I could get rid of her as soon as she walked through the door it would be a great benefit Put your collected stools on the driveway and before your front door. Apparently this works with lion poo to keep cats off your garden. I would imagine the same principle applies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted April 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 14, 2022 10 hours ago, bickster said: I no longer have a mother-in-law but had I known you only had to even suggest you'd be going for a shit and they disappear in a puff of smoke I'd have tried that trick many times Does anyone know if this works on sister-in-laws? Only that mine's arriving on a self invited Easter break on Friday and if I could get rid of her as soon as she walked through the door it would be a great benefit Start knocking on the door and asking how long she'll be every time she goes to the bathroom. She won't stick around long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Ingram85 said: Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Kenilworth castle. Went past today looks a really nice place, little village walking distance too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 45 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Warwick castle looks good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Depends how old the lad is, maybe Lichfield? Beacon Park there is alright. Cannock Chase maybe if you want to try something more like a nature trail. Was in Shrewsbury today with my kid, they have a fun fair at the Quarry park, so I’m a few quid lighter than I was at the start of the day. But if he’s not too bothered about rides etc, it might do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Rays Farm and Woodlands Walk, just outside Bridgnorth. Good walks by Hampton Loade and Seven Valley Country Park. Bewdley area or Cannock Chase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Anyone got any ideas for a cheap day out? Rare day off with with the gf and her lad tomorrow and we fancy getting out for the day but not spend much. Anywhere good around 30-45 minutes from Brum? Was thinking Bridgnorth or Evesham but been to these kinds of places so many times now. Bewdley for a bag of chips and a walk up the river. Worcester for a walk along the river and kick a ball along the side of the race track and in to town for a burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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