Stevo985 Posted July 19, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 19, 2015 Hire a cleaner. Its a luxury but I'd rather scrape my balls over a cheese grater than clean my place all the time.Couldn't justify a cleaner I don't think. What do you pay if you don't mind me asking? £30 every fortnight. You can have it as little as once a month and they are pretty flexible about what they do. They can do your clothes washing, ironing, washing up and all sorts. I do that myself so just need my hoovering, dusting, polishing, my kitchen cleaned (inc floor) and both bathrooms cleaned fully. Are you in brum? What company do you use if so? (Dm if necessary) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm risking it lads, I'm **** risking it, I've put a pair of sunglasses on instead of a hat, I'm sick of looking like uncle fester. Yeah I'm cool I'm wearing sunglasses...I stole them off my mate, he probably stole them out of a pound shop...I'll probably be blind tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 think the sun has got to me, I feel ****, thats what the sun does to ya, wear a hat you bald people, good advice that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Yeah, that's it. It's the sun, not the booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 words removed on the high street **** knobs, lets see what they say i a minute when I pop down to get more beer, **** knobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm risking it lads, I'm **** risking it, I've put a pair of sunglasses on instead of a hat, I'm sick of looking like uncle fester. Yeah I'm cool I'm wearing sunglasses...I stole them off my mate, he probably stole them out of a pound shop...I'll probably be blind tomorrow i went out friday with a few work mates so saturday i was feeling a bit daft, anyway i spent all late afternoon saturday wearing a bif fluffy white dressing gown and my missus shades thinking i was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 words removed on the high street **** knobs, lets see what they say i a minute when I pop down to get more beer, **** knobs I grabbed the word removed, as soon as I grabbed the first one the rest ran away, I didn't hit him but he wilted like a deprived sunflower, not one of his mates backed him up, I made him promise not to be a **** word removed whenever I was around and he was nearly crying as his mates ran away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You REALLY shouldn't be talking about this stuff on a public forum leemond. It can be used against you when you're nicked (if that happens). Maybe have an early night and sleep this one off, eh pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) Edit Edited July 19, 2015 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 On a similar theme with leemond, where I live backs onto a **** shit hole, the winter isn't too bad as it keeps the scrotes inside but this time of year, its ripe for them to spend all day and night in their gardens drinking spesh and hurling abuse at people and fighting each other I've already mentioned about the argument a month or so ago where a man was shouting at his missis in the street for phoning the police "just because I've hit you" I walked down the shop earlier to find the lad behind the till being abused because the can of kestrel super they'd brought wasn't cold enough, it was 3 in the afternoon ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted July 20, 2015 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2015 went the pub, had 3 pints, decided I didn't really feel like being sociable, thought I'll go home and sit on the roof and listen to my music 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Didn't gym it as got asked to play five a side instead. Can't remember the last time I kicked a ball. Really going to regret this in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Slipped away 30 mins early from work for the first time ever... traffic was awful and got home at the usual time :-/ that made me chuckle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 21, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2015 It made me chuckle that Genie has never slipped away from work early before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 His magic carpet must've been at the dry cleaners .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted July 21, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2015 Mrs H's birthday today so we went out for dinner ... Next door was a Lebanese restaurant so I did the obvious Lesbian gag at some point in proceedings .... Tonyh Jnr aged 10 starts smirking and then says I know what that is its when 2 women love each other and then get married and have children using a fake willy They grow up so fast don't they ..... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ......long shot, but you weren't close to Earl's Court were you? I was in a Lebanese place lunchtime! Didn't go for the dildo though, had hummus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ......long shot, but you weren't close to Earl's Court were you? I was in a Lebanese place lunchtime! Didn't go for the dildo though, had hummus. was it a bit nutty . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Just heard the Band of Brothers theme. It damn near made me cry, and it's does almost every time I hear it. Beautiful but sombre. I love and fear it in equal measure, it's compelling. I am often moved by music, but never like that. It's a TV theme tune ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ......long shot, but you weren't close to Earl's Court were you? I was in a Lebanese place lunchtime! Didn't go for the dildo though, had hummus. No exotic Woking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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