ismail-villa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Forgot how lovely orange Lucozade tasted. Contains 53% of the daily intake of sugar mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 WhooooooHoooooo I'm Some Sort of Shunter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Forgot how lovely orange Lucozade tasted. Contains 53% of the daily intake of sugar mind... I know you're not a drinker, but that shit is amazing at helping with hangovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Forgot how lovely orange Lucozade tasted. Contains 53% of the daily intake of sugar mind... I know you're not a drinker, but that shit is amazing at helping with hangovers. My wife has sworn by it for hangovers for the past 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Not long ago I found a lump on my chest, hurt to touch and felt weird. Today I found out it wasn't anything cancerous. I feel so **** relieved. But on the same day find out that somebody close to me has to have an op over a lump found on their head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Slipped away 30 mins early from work for the first time ever... traffic was awful and got home at the usual time :-/ Edited July 17, 2015 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Gonna hide out in off topic for the rest of the night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Gonna hide out in off topic for the rest of the night. Italian food, Japanese whisky and Colombian porn for me tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) 11 hours too much for you? Edited July 17, 2015 by troon_villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Up to 12 now and can't concentrate. Need to release the pressure valve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Up to 12 now and can't concentrate. Need to release the pressure valve. must be like being on acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 17, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2015 Japanese whisky? Let me know how you get on including any after effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Just picked up six Stella. Trying to forget about today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Candidate B is Winston Churchill.Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Without looking at the spoiler, I'm guessing the answer to the first question, is someone like Gandhi or something, and option C in the second question is Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Candidate B is Winston Churchill.Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. I know the answer to this from 2003 when it first did the rounds on the Internet... It's also factually incorrect , Beethoven was the third child though his mum did indeed have 8 children Hitler married not long before legging it to Brazil and killing his double so he'd have been had to pushed to have cheated on his wife ... However it's well documented that he had numerous mistresses , and the vegetarian bit is debatable as well for that matter (gastric problems later in life made him steer away from meat not any moral choice ) Sorry , for being a killjoy Edited July 17, 2015 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I just liked the Ludwig bit, the fact it is wrong spoils it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 8 cans of Kronebourg in the fridge for me tonight and after the week I've had there won't be any left by half ten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Only had 4 cans tonight I have, don't really feel like a drink. don't even feel like listening to music, going to stick a film on instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 TV is shit tonight. Stuck Netflix on and opened another can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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