Folski Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I've absolutely no desire to be at work today, I finish in 2 weeks and I've just got a load of work dumped on me, I am wrecked because I stayed up for UFC 189 the last night #villatalkday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Eating my lunch at my desk, needed to sneeze. Thought to myself, "I think I have enough time to have another bite of my sandwich before this sneeze comes". I didn't. It was messy. I'm an idiot. Edited July 13, 2015 by Paddywhack 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) edit. Edited July 14, 2015 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4] What was the surgery you had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post troon_villan Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had? Ankle. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post daggy_333 Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career! I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career!I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand! Good one. How did you injure it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 He hurt his ankle. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career!I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand! Good one. How did you injure it? Peroneal tendon repositioning and they cut a groove out of my ankle bone to put it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career!I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand!Good one. How did you injure it?Peroneal tendon repositioning and they cut a groove out of my ankle bone to put it in Ooh. That sounds serious. How did you hurt it though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted July 14, 2015 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 Does sound serious. Any surgery on the perineum is serious. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career!I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand!Good one. How did you injure it?Peroneal tendon repositioning and they cut a groove out of my ankle bone to put it in Ooh. That sounds serious. How did you hurt it though? Playing football lol, ankle just felt like it popped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?keyhole to help reignite my football career!I had ankle surgery last year, they told me I'd be able to play football about 3/4 months after surgery which is amazing cause i couldn't play for shit before hand!Good one. How did you injure it?Peroneal tendon repositioning and they cut a groove out of my ankle bone to put it in Ooh. That sounds serious. How did you hurt it though?Playing football lol, ankle just felt like it popped. Are you able to play again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER. What next? "Yes", followed by "Does it still hurt?", followed by "No", followed by "Not even a bit?", followed by "Nope", followed by "Not even a tiny bit?", etc, etc etc until we all die of poo poisoning because none of us can pull ourselves from our computers/laptops/mobiles such is the interesting nature of this conversation, so the poop goes all up inside us and all of our breaths start smelling of poo and then our chest cavities go rotten from all of the poop and our colons/intestines/stomachs/esophgus's and throats all burst and all the poop goes everywhere and Brian who sits near me finally looks up from his computer and says in a slow, barotone voice "Something smells.." before looking back at his screen. But then it takes weeks to get the smell out of the carpet and we all have 2 weeks off work because we're more or less dead from all of the horrendous stuff that's happened. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You crazy guy you! I'm still full of anaesthetic, I can just about type. It's daggy's fault! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eames Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Does sound serious. Any surgery on the perineum is serious. Ask any woman who's recently given birth. After Princess E 1.0 was born the (Irish) surgeon came up to sort Mrs E out and after a few stitches into the region wheeled back his chair, with Mrs E still in the stirrups and said "Not bad that. I'm quite pleased" I didn't know whether to hit him or thank him. Edited July 14, 2015 by Eames 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?penis extension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was posting earlier. Then I was put to sleep and had ankle surgery. Now I'm awake posting again! Dedicated VTer [emoji4]What was the surgery you had?penis extension [emoji16] I don't remember confessing to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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