Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 So I'm in the process of setting up a YouTube channel and am in 'practice' for doing stupid eating things. Last night I drank a bottle of encona chilli sauce just to see what it's like and if I could. Well i could. Felt fine apart from a few rumbles. Been fine all day today too. Until approx 20 minutes ago. I'm typing this while still evacuating my bowels on the toilet. There so much of it. Its come above the water line like a newly birthed island. Feels like a gastric exorcism and the pain being felt around my ring piece is like sitting arse first onto carpet grip soaked in tcp. For the first few moments I couldn't see out of my eyes. I might try to wipe now. Its dripping like a tap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) The worrying thing is that as far as hot sauces go, encona is, in my understanding, at the 'easier' end of the scale. Edited April 17, 2015 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I read that as if you were unleashing between each paragraph. I'd recommend not drinking whole bottles of chilli sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Ingram, don't be a **** idiot. You could really hurt yourself. It's that simple. Edited April 17, 2015 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Of all the people if expect that from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Adam Richman didn't seem to enjoy half the stuff he did and that was just while he was in the restaurant, some of that stuff must have had him in agony after, I think your biggest problem is eating stuff on YouTube is now ten a penny so at he end of the day what's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) You got to have a gimmick. Im not gonna share it though Richman said the only thing he hated were the 'hot and spicy' challenges. Same with me really, I'll probably steer clear of hot sauce and chillies etc... Edited April 17, 2015 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 So where is the video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) There isn't one. I'm just trying stuff out at the mo just to see if I can eat decent quantities of stuff. If I can only eat a spoonful then there is no point in doing it. Then again, before I became veggie I had two mixed grills in one night. The meat sweats were horrific. Edited April 17, 2015 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Hot and spicy is probably the food challenge I'd be best at. Not sure about some of the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Think I'm just going with quantity. I.e eat till I puke. Guess I should get a gym membership going. Oh and yeah, this just arrived from UPS. Guess it's definitely happening soon then. Urghhh.... The tin is a lot bigger than I've seen on the other videos, guess I ordered the wrong size :/ Also, I didn't even know they did postal deliveries at 06:05. Apparently I was the first of the day. Good job I could answer the door as I'm still in night shift mode and yet to go to bed. At least my arse has stopped crying tears of fire. Horrendous toxic farts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Just realised I captured myself taking the photo. What a word removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 18, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2015 Never usually anyone on VT when I'm still awake. It's likely a lonely working mens club in here at night. Do the cinnamon challenge. I'd click "Like" on that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 When I'm on nights VT is **** depressing. VA used to swing by as did 8pints now and again but a lot have stopped coming by now, even during the day too. I like to think that somewhere, in a Basingstoke car park behind subway, Gareth is sobbing silently while drawing crayon scribblings of pink dildo's and Neville Southall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I also greatly miss irreverentad. Hopefully he is looking down upon VT and is just pissing himself at us bunch of ridiculous cretins I'd like StigVillan to gloriously return one day but Leemond and Ruge will do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 And wiggy's gifs of people seriously injuring themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Oh, so we're not good enough for you now, Rich? Pfft, fine, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Gareth is always on his ps4 so he obviously just doesn't like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 (edited) He posts on that forum for fat, silly goalkeepers too, if I recall. Edited April 18, 2015 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 So your gimmick is to not record your food challenges, just tell us on VT about it? Dude, you just poisoned yourself for absolutely no reason... I love it. Bravo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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