mjmooney Posted October 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) Anyone have any experience in stock markets and purchasing shares in companies? Edited October 27, 2014 by Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 She's not got a bad bone in her body. Open goal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. She's not got a bad bone in her body. There must be an opportunity here for some ribald commentary, I just can't quite get the combination of suggestive smut vs downright offence to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted October 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2014 Nope, I've been twice since June. Absolute waste of money. We'd talked about cancelling it the other week so she knew I wanted to. Didn't stop me winding her up though. "Nah don't cancel it, I'm going to start going a few times a week now, I'm looking forward to it." "Oh" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate That's all well and good, but doing that without his agreement is massively out of order. My missus nags me to get rid of books, and she has a point, so I have given a load to charity shops. But if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate That's all well and good, but doing that without his agreement is massively out of order. My missus nags me to get rid of books, and she has a point, so I have given a load to charity shops. But if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. I'd be annoyed but I wouldn't hit the roof. Anyway, not being a knob or anything, but I know Paddywhack in the real life and knew she wouldn't be as callous to do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate That's all well and good, but doing that without his agreement is massively out of order. My missus nags me to get rid of books, and she has a point, so I have given a load to charity shops. But if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. It's spelt 'Ruth' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym.Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate That's all well and good, but doing that without his agreement is massively out of order. My missus nags me to get rid of books, and she has a point, so I have given a load to charity shops. But if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. As you are the VT grammar guru, and im sure you are correct, but I was always told at school never to start a sentence after a full stop with the word 'but'...I must have been taught incorrectly then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 27, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. Get out now, while you still can. And I don't mean the gym. Lol. His fiancee is one of a the most loveable people you could ever meet. She's not got a bad bone in her body. Paddywhack, you haven't even been going that much lately, have you? When buying a house, best to save the pennies anyway mate That's all well and good, but doing that without his agreement is massively out of order. My missus nags me to get rid of books, and she has a point, so I have given a load to charity shops. But if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. As you are the VT grammar guru, and im sure you are correct, but I was always told at school never to start a sentence after a full stop with the word 'but'...I must have been taught incorrectly then. You were taught incorrectly. It is perfectly fine to start a sentence with a subordinating conjunction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted October 27, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2014 a subordinating conjunction. Ouch. Get well soon! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swerbs Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Glad to see our troops completely out of Afghanistan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 can you begin a sentence with because? sometimes I reckon you could.. Because of this, I think the rule I was taught was rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 can you begin a sentence with because? sometimes I reckon you could.. Because of this, I think the rule I was taught was rubbish. Just using capital letters would be a **** start. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 can you begin a sentence with because? sometimes I reckon you could.. Because of this, I think the rule I was taught was rubbish. Just using capital letters would be a **** start. **** OFF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Why when in a rush do you always get stuck behind the idiots who can't use self service tills?took one person over 5 mins to put through 2 items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 They're a common source of rage. Especially the people who scan each item, pile it up, pay, and only then do they begin to put their items in to the bags, that are mere centimetres from the place they chose to put the items instead. They'd probably struggle to solve a jigsaw with 2 pieces. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 ... if she just went ahead and did it behind my back I would hit the **** ing roof. But she would never do that. Two black eyes already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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