dAVe80 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 My house mate and I have seriously been talking about it. I actually had a look at how you apply the other day, and it seems we may have to wait a while, as they're not taking applications at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 My house mate and I have seriously been talking about it. I actually had a look at how you apply the other day, and it seems we may have to wait a while, as they're not taking applications at the moment. That is a shame. I'd probably freeze under the pressure anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 My mate and I applied a few years back, I got a phonecall back asking us to audition in London but he had sold his iPhone to his sister who told them to **** off as she thought it was a prank call. It's quite a long form you have to fill in and it took about a year before they phoned back. Just put something quirky in your specialist subjects bit, I think I put Pot Noodles, trampolining and Aston Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Villatalk for the pointless win! If only there were some kind of VT T-shirt made for such an occasion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Melissa Joan Hart aged extremely well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 it cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I bought a coffe maker earlier...how rock n roll am I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I bought a coffe maker earlier...how rock n roll am I Only if you come in drunk tonight and throw it out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I think it may have been a bad idea though, I'm sitting here twitching, maybe putting it in the living room was a bad move, I'm **** wired I've drank that much of the stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 it cold Give it a tug, it'll soon warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 If stand up comedy was aids, it would be Jason Manford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 If stand up comedy was aids, it would be Jason Manford. Did you switch over expecting Family Guy too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I did :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 (edited) Melissa Joan Hart aged extremely well. I'd suck farts out of her underpants Edited October 25, 2014 by Meath_Villan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) MEATH!!! Rank, but glad you are back Edited October 26, 2014 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Apparently erotic asphyxiation was first used to cure erectile dysfunction. According to wikipedia: The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted that male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. However, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by autoerotic asphyxiation practitioners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Up in London tonight with my lad as part of his birthday weekend Walking back to our hotel we saw a good hundred or so people all waiting outside Charlie and the chocolate factory with copies of Fergies book Never seen Fergie up close so we hung around and first up out came Big Fat Sam , then James Nesbitt (spelling) and then Fergies car moved around to the side door and everyone ran off to follow it ... We walked around the corner as he came out and there were grown men pushing and shoving each other to get an autograph , women were being pushed out the way , and over in one instance ... We saw him through his car window looking rather bemused by it all and off he went... Shameful behaviour from those people though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Apparently erotic asphyxiation was first used to cure erectile dysfunction. According to wikipedia: The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted that male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. However, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by autoerotic asphyxiation practitioners. Well, there you go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 So, was CED searching for a cure or just looking for some tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I just got a text off my girlfriend saying ‘I'm cancelling my gym membership, do you want me to do yours?’ and then a second later an email saying ‘confirmation of your gym direct debit cancellation’. Hmm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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