CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'm just out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I've had a productive morning, both on here and at working Just ask if there's anything you can do, new stuff to learn. There's always something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Whilst driving to work this morning there was a car heading straight towards in my lane and I had to half mount the pavement to get out of the way. A woman stuck her head out the window as she went past and I realised she hadn't demisted her windows, she was just driving with her head out the window. I watched her drive her off in my rear view mirror, with P plates and her hazards on. She went straight through a red light. I'm by no means an expert driver and have only passed fairly recently myself, but Jesus Christ, how is she allowed on the road? Terrified me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I've had a productive morning, both on here and at working Just ask if there's anything you can do, new stuff to learn. There's always something. Done that but I'm just sat with them because there's nowhere else for me and I haven't been brought on to do their job so there's not much they can teach me. That and they're super busy so I don't want to interrupt them too much. Ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 It's a test, Ginko, and you failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Ahhhhh ballsack. Back on the dole I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Quite hungover. Why did I buy tuna for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 8, 2014 Whilst driving to work this morning there was a car heading straight towards in my lane and I had to half mount the pavement to get out of the way. A woman stuck her head out the window as she went past and I realised she hadn't demisted her windows, she was just driving with her head out the window. I watched her drive her off in my rear view mirror, with P plates and her hazards on. She went straight through a red light. I'm by no means an expert driver and have only passed fairly recently myself, but Jesus Christ, how is she allowed on the road? Terrified me. To be honest I'd have got her reg and reported her for something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 One of the lads here is on the phone to somebody called Gaylord. I didn't think it was an actual name just something Ben Stiller made up for MTP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 A delivery man just walked into my office, and he looks like Liam Gallagher's dad. "Can someone sign for this SHHAAIIYYYTTTE?" (...is how I imagine he speaks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Back from Manchester and now eating a sausage roll. My work day is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had Oasis soup for lunch. You get a roll with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Did you check the sell by date? Because that joke went off 3 years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I was brewing me some cider, came home and it had exploded all over the floor. I cant clean it up because i cant use my hand properly still FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I cant clean it up because i cant use my hand properly stillMake your own jokes, chaps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Never even got that far. She had me at 'came' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I cant clean it up because i cant use my hand properly still Make your own jokes, chaps Don't be so foul! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted September 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2014 One of the lads here is on the phone to somebody called Gaylord. I didn't think it was an actual name just something Ben Stiller made up for MTP. Gaylord Perry says hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) Talk about taking the pressure off! We've been trying to get a place for ages, but due to holiday homes and a lot of the new builds being for people 65+, we have found it REALLY hard to get a place. We got called to my partners parents house last night and they have said they want to help us get a place. The little extra help from them will go a long way. We currently rent from an estate agent and it's a nightmare.. (**** rip off, fees for everything bar having a shit). I've also mentioned how bad our neighbours are before and they are just getting worse. I usually get woken up by the tosser next door speaking at a really high volume at 4/5/6am I've been a grumpy shit for the past two weeks...! This news helps. Yay for parents! Edited September 9, 2014 by dodgyknees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Apple fans on Twitter remind me of the Strong City thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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