troon_villan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 When you turn thirty your willy drops off. I have less than six months of willy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Don't worry troon I'm in the same boat, but obviously I can't really do nothing about it now as I'm 31 and got a mrs. Can always put it on the things to do before I'm 40 though. I've slept with some bird from saudi arabia though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Why can you not sleep with a black woman after the age of thirty. Is it one of those obscure laws like being able to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in Hereford on the second Tuesday in every month. People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 RACIST... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Starting to think I'll never have the chance to meet a nice black girl to sleep with through natural circumstances. i turn 30 next month and wrongly or rightly its a thought that has crossed my mind too! People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too I can offer brown, wouldn't be the first time I've pimped out (For free) my cousin on this site. Actually, I have some black female cousins, so I could extend my business if there's a demand. I've slept with black women (Not my cousins) but I didn't realise it was part of a bucket list, I wish I had with some of them, would have given it some meaning DISCLAIMER: I have not slept with this particular lady. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Why can you not sleep with a black woman after the age of thirty. Is it one of those obscure laws like being able to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in Hereford on the second Tuesday in every month. People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too I propose we have a VT meeting sometime before we all get too old , will be good to met a few faces How about , erm , let me check my diary .. yeah how about Tuesday 8th July in a nice central location for everyone .. let me see now , errm .. yeah got it Hereford looks good would be particularly nice to meet Chrisp65 and Bickster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Might stick cousins on the things to DO before I'm 30 list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Ay up, is there something you three aint telling us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I am going to do a list of things to do before I am 30. Oh. I'm 51 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I am going to do a list of things to do before I am 30. Oh. I'm 51 Make two lists and then you've got 9 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Don't worry troon I'm in the same boat, but obviously I can't really do nothing about it now as I'm 31 and got a mrs. Can always put it on the things to do before I'm 40 though. I've slept with some bird from saudi arabia though. Do you not see the relationship last another 9 years then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Might stick cousins on the things to DO before I'm 30 list. You've been in Didcot too long already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Why can you not sleep with a black woman after the age of thirty. Is it one of those obscure laws like being able to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in Hereford on the second Tuesday in every month. People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too Think you have mis-interpreted what I wrote. Of course I can still do it after I'm thirty but I'm not prepared to wait any longer than that to get jiggy with a black girl so I'll resort to paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Why can you not sleep with a black woman after the age of thirty. Is it one of those obscure laws like being able to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in Hereford on the second Tuesday in every month. People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too Think you have mis-interpreted what I wrote. Of course I can still do it after I'm thirty but I'm not prepared to wait any longer than that to get jiggy with a black girl so I'll resort to paying for it. Ahhhh gotcha. Go for it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Don't worry troon I'm in the same boat, but obviously I can't really do nothing about it now as I'm 31 and got a mrs. Can always put it on the things to do before I'm 40 though. I've slept with some bird from saudi arabia though. Do you not see the relationship last another 9 years then? I like to have an open mind and leave no avenue closed ha. I'd like to think we will be and I'm sure we will but shit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I've done a mixed race girl, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Why can you not sleep with a black woman after the age of thirty. Is it one of those obscure laws like being able to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in Hereford on the second Tuesday in every month. People over thirty can have sex. And black women are allowed to do it too I propose we have a VT meeting sometime before we all get too old , will be good to met a few faces How about , erm , let me check my diary .. yeah how about Tuesday 8th July in a nice central location for everyone .. let me see now , errm .. yeah got it Hereford looks good would be particularly nice to meet Chrisp65 and Bickster Can I be invited to this? I am starting to think it may benefit my mental well being to socialise with humans outside of workActually **** that I'm alright as I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 It would be fun to have a VT meet up but I doubt very much it would happen, some things are just best left as they are ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Didn't you all have one before the Spurs home game in the 11/12 season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 They say never meet your heroes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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