8pints Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I am sure that blasting a bitch in the poon with a shovel would still work to be fair . Seems excessive mind you . So if it was excessive, you'd say....don't do it....? What do you call a dog with a shovel on his head? Doug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 On the subject of dogs I've just got my baby girl spaded today, she aint impressed the poor sod. <Nazi> Spayed. </Nazi> staffordshire slang for spayed...honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Cameron Diaz has broken her nose four times, I have broken mine three times, feels weird that a Gorgeous Hollywood Star has broken her nose more times than me and no I don't need any kind people offering to even it up for me and yes I'm aware 'even it up' can be used as a pun here. So I'm having to double check all your posts now for hidden messages. You're the VT version of playing Led Zep backwards! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 On the subject of dogs I've just got my baby girl spaded today, she aint impressed the poor sod. <Nazi> Spayed. </Nazi> No, he actually means he hit the bitch with a shovel, No wonder she isn't impressed. haha you cruel sod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Cameron Diaz has broken her nose four times, I have broken mine three times, feels weird that a Gorgeous Hollywood Star has broken her nose more times than me and no I don't need any kind people offering to even it up for me and yes I'm aware 'even it up' can be used as a pun here. So I'm having to double check all your posts now for hidden messages. You're the VT version of playing Led Zep backwards!cool. Have you ever listened to stairway backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 cool. Have you ever listened to stairway backwards? Don't! This is what happens if you do. She's walking backwards lololol hello dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I have. I immediately killed 4 prostitutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 cool. Have you ever listened to stairway backwards? Don't! This is what happens if you do. She's walking backwards lololol hello dAVe80 I asked for that one didn't I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I have. I immediately killed 4 prostitutes. you still got the bodies? If so you fancy coming to mine tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are there seriously people saying they wouldn't bang the shit out of Cameron Diaz? I'd even make her a bacon sandwich before booting her out the next morning....... No, nobody said that. I'd bang her until the cows came home. But if we're talking about famous women, beautiful actresses etc, she ain't all that. In fact she's average, relatively speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Yep. Far better looking women in ruge town centre on a friday night and that's saying something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I have. I immediately killed 4 prostitutes. you still got the bodies? If so you fancy coming to mine tonight. Ate them with Peaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 And Cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I have. I immediately killed 4 prostitutes. you still got the bodies? If so you fancy coming to mine tonight. Ate them with Peaches. recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Cameron Diaz has broken her nose four times, I have broken mine three times, feels weird that a Gorgeous Hollywood Star has broken her nose more times than me and no I don't need any kind people offering to even it up for me and yes I'm aware 'even it up' can be used as a pun here. So I'm having to double check all your posts now for hidden messages. You're the VT version of playing Led Zep backwards! cool. Have you ever listened to stairway backwards? You end up possessed by Satan, and your soul burns in Hell for eternity, but worse than that, you end up with a broken turntable and a scratched record. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) I've never actually done it but i watched some religous nut on youtube go through the whole song saying it was the work of satan. Occult lyrics all through the song and some of it held up to what he was saying but really?. Zep never ever explained where the song came from and robert said in an interview that its as if the song wrote itself. Still I think most of us know its just a bloody great song, although not one of my favourite zep songs. Edited April 22, 2014 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I watched a YouTube video of these 'satanic' songs. Some of them were really clutching at straws with the 'words' they were hearing. Total tosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNqeDr5mlQ The guitar solo is brilliant backwards! I know it's not too bad forward either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted April 22, 2014 Administrator Share Posted April 22, 2014 I've never actually done it but i watched some religous nut on youtube go through the whole song saying it was the work of satan. Occult lyrics all through the song and some of it held up to what he was saying but really?. Zep never ever explained where the song came from and robert said in an interview that its as if the song wrote itself. Still I think most of us know its just a bloody great song, although not one of my favourite zep songs. Aqua never explained where "I'm a Barbie girl" came from. I'll ask Rob next time he's in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I wish Satan was real, seems like cool dude to hang out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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