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God I feel like shit today. Seriously need to think about knocking all this shit on the head, to be honest its very rare I enjoy myself when I go out.

 

i knocked it on the head for a while, still went out for some 30th birthdays etc and it was shocking, so then tried only doing it on the birthdays etc and found i was suffering even more, getting hammered off 6 pints and being sick etc, so now im just back on it

 

went for a big chinese last night and somehow ended out, chinese food and drink really dont mix, i was ridiculously bloated, in at 3.30 up at 9, no hangover as such but the lack of sleep has got to me

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It was a man sandwich. You would have been the filling. Oh and they weren't real police.

Did you decline their offer or did you come quietly?

 

One of them was a female officer, so I'd have been up for a bit of truncation brutality. 

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Haven't wanked for 1 week, that's 1 quarter of my personal challenge completed, 3 weeks to go. The effects are amazing, deeper voice, increased confidence, rock hard Viagra like erections. Y'all should try it.

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Haven't wanked for 1 week, that's 1 quarter of my personal challenge completed, 3 weeks to go. The effects are amazing, deeper voice, increased confidence, rock hard Viagra like erections. Y'all should try it.

 

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Haven't wanked for 1 week, that's 1 quarter of my personal challenge completed, 3 weeks to go. The effects are amazing, deeper voice, increased confidence, rock hard Viagra like erections. Y'all should try it.

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I've got more than enough testosterone (as we've discussed in another thread :) ) so I think I'll stick to spanking the monkey several times a day

Fwiw I've done it for about 2 weeks before (not through choice). Didn't notice any difference to be honest but then I probably wasn't looking out for any.

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Why would you do that though? Just to say you've done it?

It boosts your testosterone levels I'd guess, would probably give you more energy too.

 

 

 

Exactly this. Was on the body builders forum and some other sites and they mentioned how not masterbating for long periods of time can do wonders for your mind and body. Also too much wanking can weaken your erections and cause too much blood to the brain. For a single man like me wanking is the lazy way out.

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