Ginko Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 On the wedding theme I went to a wedding a few years back (OH's cousin) and the organ player had some kind of heart attack or stroke mid-verse. The priest carried on humming and 'larring' the intro's to the following songs whilst some people karted the poor old bird out to a waiting ambulance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwtgaQZYDI 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 one for ajax - been confirmed that its happening I still have all the original figures in my parents loft, fire station and everything. I loved pouring the ectoplasm through the grating on the roof. Pervert. Even thinking about this post still makes me genuinely chuckle to myself. Don't know why [/boringthread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 On the wedding theme I went to a wedding a few years back (OH's cousin) and the organ player had some kind of heart attack or stroke mid-verse. The priest carried on humming and 'larring' the intro's to the following songs whilst some people karted the poor old bird out to a waiting ambulance. Went to a mate's wedding once, years ago, and the organist was either pissed or a last minute stand-in, because he was awful - could barely play. Very much 'Les Dawson on the piano' style. Very difficult to keep a straight face. Also, the same wedding happened to be on the day of a Villa-Blues game (the timing didn't go down well with most of the groom's mates). This was before the days of mobile phones, but several blokes had transistor radios under their coats, and when Villa scored, one them walked up to the hymn board and used the cardboard hymn numbers to put the score up. I don't think the bride enjoyed the day very much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) At my cousin's wedding, there was some kind of a sculpted unicorn high up on a wall in the church. It had a huge, red, throbbing knob which those who saw it found amusing. Edited April 10, 2014 by villaajax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) At my cousin's wedding, there was some kind of a sculpted unicorn high up on a wall in the church. It had a huge, red, throbbing knob which those who saw it found amusing. Yeah...I'm pretty sure you imagined this. Knowing your heritage I would comically and stereotypically (Xenophobically) suggest Marijuana use making you hallucinate...but then I thought of half of my family heritage. Edited April 10, 2014 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 This is from the English side. All of my Dutch relatives are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 I see brickies are raking the money in again. How about putting the money up for us poor roof tilers. Back where we started ...housing bubble again My house has supposedly gone up in value by £15k in 1 year. Unfortunately every other house probably will have too so it won't make much of a difference when we want to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 On the wedding theme I went to a wedding a few years back (OH's cousin) and the organ player had some kind of heart attack or stroke mid-verse. The priest carried on humming and 'larring' the intro's to the following songs whilst some people karted the poor old bird out to a waiting ambulance. Went to a mate's wedding once, years ago, and the organist was either pissed or a last minute stand-in, because he was awful - could barely play. Very much 'Les Dawson on the piano' style. Very difficult to keep a straight face. Also, the same wedding happened to be on the day of a Villa-Blues game (the timing didn't go down well with most of the groom's mates). This was before the days of mobile phones, but several blokes had transistor radios under their coats, and when Villa scored, one them walked up to the hymn board and used the cardboard hymn numbers to put the score up. I don't think the bride enjoyed the day very much. My brother and I sat listening to Villa's game against Blackburn (The Ginger Scottish Manager season) at our cousin's wedding. She did marry a bluenose though, so it was our way of protesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) At my cousin's wedding, there was some kind of a sculpted unicorn high up on a wall in the church. It had a huge, red, throbbing knob which those who saw it found amusing. Yeah...I'm pretty sure you imagined this. Knowing your heritage I would comically and stereotypically (Xenophobically) suggest Marijuana use making you hallucinate...but then I thought of half of my family heritage. yah mon, smoke i di ganja all day long (shamelessly taken from Urban Dictionary) Edited April 10, 2014 by legov 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 At my cousin's wedding, there was some kind of a sculpted unicorn high up on a wall in the church. It had a huge, red, throbbing knob which those who saw it found amusing. Yeah...I'm pretty sure you imagined this. Knowing your heritage I would comically and stereotypically (Xenophobically) suggest Marijuana use making you hallucinate...but then I thought of half of my family heritage. yah mon, smoke i di ganja all day long (shamelessly taken from Urban Dictionary) Which one's heritage are you mocking there? mi know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Who cares, let's pummel him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Who cares, let's pummel him! Aren't we supposed to be laid back? I'll have to summon my other half not my wife I'm not married. And also, because I'll take any tenuous link to post it - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I love that Rasta. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 Invisible Bonnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I love that Rasta. I love you, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I love that Rasta. A Rasta that loves the craic, rather than the ganj. Sorry for the terrible stereotype of both sides of your heritage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 That's enough horsing around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I have throat aids again. Twice in a month. What the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I have throat aids again. Twice in a month. What the hell. I have some "cream" for that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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