CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 A bowel obstruction can result in the poo coming back up your GIT and out your mouth as excremental vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted May 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2010 Or give your boyfriend a bottle of olive oil and a rubber glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I havent had a dump in 9 days ........its a PB im quite proud of, but feel if i dont go soon it'll be like giving birth. If anyones got any bright ideas other than lactulose, they'll be gratefully recieved. Um, a doctor? Ive just come out of hospital and the ansthetic/painkillers/epidural has meant no pooing. Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I went for 2 weeks without a shite once. Couldn't run towards the end. At the gaeltacht. White bread for breakfast everyday, then white bread with soup for lunch and white bread for the tea as well. I was eating 7+ slices of white bread/day. Didn't feel so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I would say that has to be the worst place to be constipated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted May 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2010 I havent had a dump in 9 days ........its a PB im quite proud of, but feel if i dont go soon it'll be like giving birth. If anyones got any bright ideas other than lactulose, they'll be gratefully recieved. Um, a doctor? Ive just come out of hospital and the ansthetic/painkillers/epidural has meant no pooing. Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? You found a mathematician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 anyone guess what worked?? removing the butt plug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 anyone guess what worked?? removing the butt plug? No, that didnt work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? :?: Nope, but worth remembering for the next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 9 days. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 21, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2010 A girl in my apartment block sent an email around to tell us that her car was broken into last night and she called the cops. She says that nothing was taken and no glass broken. I want to reply to ask how she knew that the car had been broken into. I mean it could hardly be said to have been broken into if nothing was broken... I wouldn't respond. She's looking to blame someone. By showing any interest you automatically become suspect number one in the absence of anyone else even though you would in no way be admitting to it. You're not dealing with someone behaving rationally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 21, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2010 its possible to break into cars without smashing windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 21, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2010 its possible to break into cars without smashing windows I'm from Tallaght. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Unlucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 A girl in my apartment block sent an email around to tell us that her car was broken into last night and she called the cops. She says that nothing was taken and no glass broken. I want to reply to ask how she knew that the car had been broken into. I mean it could hardly be said to have been broken into if nothing was broken... You're not dealing with someone behaving rationally. You mean a woman? Got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I havent had a dump in 9 days ........its a PB im quite proud of, but feel if i dont go soon it'll be like giving birth. If anyones got any bright ideas other than lactulose, they'll be gratefully recieved. Um, a doctor? Ive just come out of hospital and the ansthetic/painkillers/epidural has meant no pooing. Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? 2 litres of black coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 its possible to break into cars without smashing windows I'm from Tallaght. Posh Tallaght? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 21, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2010 Is there such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I havent had a dump in 9 days ........its a PB im quite proud of, but feel if i dont go soon it'll be like giving birth. If anyones got any bright ideas other than lactulose, they'll be gratefully recieved. Um, a doctor? Ive just come out of hospital and the ansthetic/painkillers/epidural has meant no pooing. Thanks for your suggestions, but something else has just got me moving, anyone guess what worked?? 2 litres of black coffee? No. I feel a poll coming on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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