Meath_Villan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I just had a crap but didn't realize till afterwards that i have ran out of toilet paper what should i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Do a Ridgewell. Edited April 4, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I just had a crap but didn't realize till afterwards that i have ran out of toilet paper what should i do For some reason I've seen a few posts on Facebook where people have confessed to using a sock ( or both socks depending on texture of the evacuation ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post veloman Posted April 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2014 A leading Gloucestershire badger has claimed that gassing royals is more humane than shooting them. The aim is to help stop the spread of useless hangers-on and leeches in Society. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I just had a crap but didn't realize till afterwards that i have ran out of toilet paper what should i do Did you do something, or are you still sitting there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 He's waiting for it to dry and go crusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Then just brush it off. Smart move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leviramsey Posted April 5, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2014 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) Brilliant. Edited April 5, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I need a new hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Have you tried masturbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Have you tried masturbating? I have! Highly recommended. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) I've had an extremely stressful time at work this year, culminating in a couple of horrifically busy weeks recently, to the point I was averaging about 2 hours sleep a night as it was on my mind all the time. It was nothing bad at work, just sheer volume of work as we approached quarter end and financial year end, and don't get me wrong, i'm remunerated well, so i'm not complaining about that. Now all the work has been done and i've had a few days off, its like my body has broken down. I ache from head to toe and just feel so lethargic. I think i've been running on adrenalin, stress and tension for too long and now its over, its given up on me. Had plans for my time off but spent most of it in bed, like a vegetable Edited April 5, 2014 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Hmm, that sounds like mild depression due to anxiety and stress. Do you do anything interesting when you aren't working? Live alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Do you do anything interesting when you aren't working? Live alone? He already confirmed the masturbation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Having a wank usually relieves my anxiety and stress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 No sleep for 48 hours and a job interview today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Hmm, that sounds like mild depression due to anxiety and stress. Do you do anything interesting when you aren't working? Live alone? I do live alone chief but i'm not unhappy or lonely. I love living on my own! I do need a hobby though. Main interest was always travelling the world but its not something you can do every weekend really. Maybe I should take up plane spotting or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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