tonyh29 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 bloody great aint it, my dog is having 3 slabs of steak for her dinner because shes 1 today and im left to sort myself out . its fair to say im a tad jealous. Plus the dog can lick its own bum Dog 2 Rugeley 0 I was going to make some comment about use your tongue the way the dog does and you'll also get steak for dinner off your missus But thought better of it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 bloody great aint it, my dog is having 3 slabs of steak for her dinner because shes 1 today and im left to sort myself out . its fair to say im a tad jealous. Plus the dog can lick its own bum Dog 2 Rugeley 0 aint it just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 ive just had cheese on toast so cant complain that much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Met Pete Doherty tonight. We shared some pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Met Pete Doherty tonight. We shared some pizza. Is that code for heroin ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Hold on while I pick that name up off the floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Car tax question. I have a car which was SORN on the 31st. I need to tax it today but I can't do it online for at least 5 days after the SORN date (for security reasons apparently). I can't do it on the phone either, same reason. Post office is the last option, and obviously the best as I'll get the new disc to display. But am I going to get the same 5 day problem? I need to tax it today to get to work. I have all the necessary documentation. Anybody else had this problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Ok answer found online. Apparently I can do it at the post office if I have the reminder, the logbook and MOT. phew! For future reference: You can leave your vehicle untaxed and not SORN for 14 days as long as its kept off road. After that you either have to tax it or SORN it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Glad we could help. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Next problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I just had a crap but didn't realize till afterwards that i have ran out of toilet paper what should i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Wet wipes > toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Have a really really long shower, with the shower head up your ass for a good 10 minutes. It's a nice sensation, not that I would know. But you posted that 15 minutes ago, so I'm sure you've already done something else by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 When I'm in the shower for a really long time, it means I'm having a wank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I just had a crap but didn't realize till afterwards that i have ran out of toilet paper what should i do Use the Sun newspaper. It does the job on both counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Ashvilla what did you do in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Used his hand like a real man does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ginko Posted April 4, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2014 Ashvilla what did you do in the end? Strange for you to be showing such interest in this... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Sorry Voinjama, I couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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