villaajax Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Found out tonight there's a rumour in my course that I have retrograde ejaculation, which is where on ejaculation instead of coming out your winky, it heads back up into your bladder. I told a girl that I had it as a joke, she believed me and then told everyone. You could say the joke backfired... This is not an elaborate set up for that joke.. People actually think I have Retrograde ejaculation. A reputation easily gained, but not easily lost. I guess the only thing to do is record a video of me ejaculating and upload it to facebook. So I'll go do that now then Why would you tell someone that anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Found out tonight there's a rumour in my course that I have retrograde ejaculation, which is where on ejaculation instead of coming out your winky, it heads back up into your bladder. I told a girl that I had it as a joke, she believed me and then told everyone. You could say the joke backfired... This is not an elaborate set up for that joke.. People actually think I have Retrograde ejaculation. A reputation easily gained, but not easily lost. I guess the only thing to do is record a video of me ejaculating and upload it to facebook. So I'll go do that now then Why would you tell someone that anyway? no, no, your safe on that for another few minutes, honest, anyway I have retrograde ejaculation so if anyone needs a tissue, it's me....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Found out tonight there's a rumour in my course that I have retrograde ejaculation, which is where on ejaculation instead of coming out your winky, it heads back up into your bladder. I told a girl that I had it as a joke, she believed me and then told everyone. You could say the joke backfired... This is not an elaborate set up for that joke.. People actually think I have Retrograde ejaculation. A reputation easily gained, but not easily lost. I guess the only thing to do is record a video of me ejaculating and upload it to facebook. So I'll go do that now then Why would you tell someone that anyway? no, no, your safe on that for another few minutes, honest, anyway I have retrograde ejaculation so if anyone needs a tissue, it's me....... No you don't. You're not gaining a reputation that easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 A little interview with Miss Jones in the Metro today. Sadly no mention of Scuba Steve or DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2014 (edited) Lately I cant help but feeling hungry ALL the time. For lunch i've just had a cheese salad baguette, pack of crisps and a chocolate bar.... and I'm still starving! Every meal I have I'm just really hungry afterwards. The only time I feel satisfied is after eating a take away curry. It's very strange because I usually only have 2 meals a day but lately I could quite easily eat 5. Edited April 3, 2014 by PieFacE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2014 Eat more filling food. Sandwiches, crisps and chocolate don't do much to fill you up. Try pasta or jacket potato or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Try some Moustatti cheese. Very popular and filling. I think its only available in that london though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2014 Eat more filling food. Sandwiches, crisps and chocolate don't do much to fill you up. Try pasta or jacket potato or something like that. That's the thing. Last night I had 2 spuds and a load of veg, then a cheese toastie, and was still starving haha. It really doesnt seem to matter what I eat i'm just hungry. Think I have worms, or I'm pregnant, not sure which.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Eat more filling food. Sandwiches, crisps and chocolate don't do much to fill you up. Try pasta or jacket potato or something like that. That's the thing. Last night I had 2 spuds and a load of veg, then a cheese toastie, and was still starving haha. It really doesnt seem to matter what I eat i'm just hungry. Think I have worms, or I'm pregnant, not sure which.... Maybe you have etrograde ejaculation.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Lately I cant help but feeling hungry ALL the time. For lunch i've just had a cheese salad baguette, pack of crisps and a chocolate bar.... and I'm still starving! Every meal I have I'm just really hungry afterwards. The only time I feel satisfied is after eating a take away curry. It's very strange because I usually only have 2 meals a day but lately I could quite easily eat 5. You're pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 With aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Pregnant with aliens with AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Lately I cant help but feeling hungry ALL the time. For lunch i've just had a cheese salad baguette, pack of crisps and a chocolate bar.... and I'm still starving! Every meal I have I'm just really hungry afterwards. The only time I feel satisfied is after eating a take away curry. It's very strange because I usually only have 2 meals a day but lately I could quite easily eat 5. Only satisfied after a curry you say? You're becoming Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Pregnant with aliens with AIDS Seconded .......ITS AIDS !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Pregnant with aliens with AIDS Does the alien have aids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 No he's confident enough to travel alone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Pregnant with aliens with AIDS Does the alien have aids? I think it is pretty likely. The alien is feeding on his contaminated blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 bloody great aint it, my dog is having 3 slabs of steak for her dinner because shes 1 today and im left to sort myself out . its fair to say im a tad jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 bloody great aint it, my dog is having 3 slabs of steak for her dinner because shes 1 today and im left to sort myself out . its fair to say im a tad jealous. Plus the dog can lick its own bum Dog 2 Rugeley 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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