BOF Posted January 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2014 Well I have just been out to stock up for my 5 days in solitary confinement.Just got some munchies and some stuff to make a lasagna and a curry (seeings how 8pints cousin still hasn't been in touch it looks like I'll be cooking my own) anyway as I am standing there in the queue waiting to be served I see a rather attractive female standing behind me who give me a coy smile, I think to myself 'well this looks promising, maybe I will strike up a conversation with attractive female' Then I look in her shopping trolley, and there was something like 8 pizzas. 12 cartons of milk, and 6 loaves of bread and christ knows how much other stuff, at this point I thought **** it, anyone with that amount of shopping obviously has a family and possibly a big bastard fella who would beat the snot out of anyone he finds trying it on with attractive female.Or she's stocking up for 10 days solitary confinement. Nothing ventured... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Well I have just been out to stock up for my 5 days in solitary confinement. Just got some munchies and some stuff to make a lasagna and a curry (seeings how 8pints cousin still hasn't been in touch it looks like I'll be cooking my own) anyway as I am standing there in the queue waiting to be served I see a rather attractive female standing behind me who give me a coy smile, I think to myself 'well this looks promising, maybe I will strike up a conversation with attractive female' Then I look in her shopping trolley, and there was something like 8 pizzas. 12 cartons of milk, and 6 loaves of bread and christ knows how much other stuff, at this point I thought **** it, anyone with that amount of shopping obviously has a family and possibly a big bastard fella who would beat the snot out of anyone he finds trying it on with attractive female. Or she's stocking up for 10 days solitary confinement. Nothing ventured... BOF my friend I didn't think about that, plus there was a load of weight watchers food in her trolley that is always a bad sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yesterday, during a light-hearted exchange and in a moment of brainfartery, I told my testicular-cancer-surviving friend to grow a pair. We laughed, but am I going to hell? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yesterday, during a light-hearted exchange and in a moment of brainfartery, I told my testicular-cancer-surviving friend to grow a pair. We laughed, but am I going to hell?As a goalkeeper you can still be saved. Eh? Eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leemond2008 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I used to know a kid who had testicular cancer, his mates used to constantly rip the piss out of him for it The old 'Hitler has only got one ball' was adapted to include his name and that got banded around quite frequently. He took it all in good humor and often it was him who would crack the first joke about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (seeings how 8pints cousin still hasn't been in touch it looks like I'll be cooking my own) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5RkzbHb-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) tonyh... I mean Dennis Rodman sings happy birthday to Kim Jong-Un Edited January 8, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 A second meeting with the bank manager over a start up business loan is a good thing ......riiiiggghhhttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Well I have just been out to stock up for my 5 days in solitary confinement. Just got some munchies and some stuff to make a lasagna and a curry (seeings how 8pints cousin still hasn't been in touch it looks like I'll be cooking my own) anyway as I am standing there in the queue waiting to be served I see a rather attractive female standing behind me who give me a coy smile, I think to myself 'well this looks promising, maybe I will strike up a conversation with attractive female' Then I look in her shopping trolley, and there was something like 8 pizzas. 12 cartons of milk, and 6 loaves of bread and christ knows how much other stuff, at this point I thought **** it, anyone with that amount of shopping obviously has a family and possibly a big bastard fella who would beat the snot out of anyone he finds trying it on with attractive female. Or she had been "touched|" by Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 WTF has she done!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Lived her life, I presume. Edited January 9, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 She doesn't look that bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Apparently she runs a cake making business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Lived her life, I presume. I don't know whether that's good or bad living. It depends how you look at it, I suppose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I guess the main question would be, is she happy? that's all that really matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Apparently she runs a cake making business... A cake eating business more like. fnar fnarr fnarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2014 She doesn't look terrible or anything. That wasn't my point. But she looks much worse than she used to look, i.e. when I was obsessed by her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) The picture got deleted by the mods And on a completely unrelated note... Edited January 9, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) The picture got deleted by the mods And on a completely unrelated note... oh now u gone done it Edited January 9, 2014 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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