StigVillan Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Just hope the tooth fairy looks like Lucy Liu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Worst toothache ever. No sleep. Grouchy. Apologies in advance. Would it better if I took exception to your grouchiness and punched you in the teeth? A swift kick in the nuts would take away the toothache pain #fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Worst toothache ever. No sleep. Grouchy. Apologies in advance. Would it better if I took exception to your grouchiness and punched you in the teeth? Go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 (edited) In light of recent threads, I'm tempted to start a 'how big is your cock' one. Edited October 13, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StefanAVFC Posted October 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2013 Bloody hell this has turned into the moaning thread! Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Let's post pictures of kittens and rainbows to lighten the mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Funniest. Post. Ever. I challenge you to make a rainbow pessimistic... I challenge you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Funniest. Post. Ever. I challenge you to make a rainbow pessimistic... I challenge you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 (edited) I hate rainbows: they promised so much when I were a lad. A pot of gold! Leprechauns! But then you realised it was all a lie and rainbows are illusions, and your dreams of finding a pot of gold and a few wee chaps would never come to pass. Now rainbows are just reminders of a simpler time when anything seemed possible, and the world was strange and mystic. I hate that rainbows remind me of that, especially when I see one from a bus, mid-town in pissing rain, next to a fat bloke who stinks of burgers and sweat, who sits with his legs spread as if his balls were gargantuan. Edited October 13, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 New best post ever. I'm fickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2013 Rainbows were ruined for me when I learnt about the light spectrum in secondary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 got 3 numbers on the lotto last night, went to get my tenner... and got £25 happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2013 Just listening to Chris (Really Wild Show) Packham on Desert Island Discs. Said when he was a student he had his hair in braids with cats' teeth woven into them. He got them from dead cats he picked up off the road and boiled down for the skulls. Strange man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Boiling roadkill is one of life's little pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I was going to contribute to the real ale thread, then had a little think and realised I haven't drunk any alcohol for a few weeks. Not deliberate, I've just not bothered. To be honest, the house currently looks like a typical alchie's place with bottles in all sorts of odd places. I've got a shoe rack full of red wine, whiskey and rum under the bed and guiness in the garage. But I haven't had a drink, home or away, for a while. I'm guessing it must have been early September when I last had something, and that was probably either a small rum n coke watching telly or a single glass of red with a Sunday lunch. I just wanted to share that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2013 When the rash clears up you can leave off the antibiotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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