StefanAVFC Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 Didn't mean to scare you bruv 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2013 Haha, enjoyed that. And well described Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Why do people keep fighting him? Does he live in 'Streets of Rage'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have heard Basingstoke called that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 That sounds amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I genuinely thought I'd bumped into Leemond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 It does sound Leemond-esque, it has to be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I've only used 3 different hairdressers (as in establishments, not individuals) over the past 5 years and they've all offered an eyebrow trim at some point They've done it to me too. They stick a comb in and zoom across it with the clippers. Sometimes it's done without asking. How hairy are you people? Think i'll just bury my head back in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2013 I've only used 3 different hairdressers (as in establishments, not individuals) over the past 5 years and they've all offered an eyebrow trim at some point They've done it to me too. They stick a comb in and zoom across it with the clippers. Sometimes it's done without asking. How hairy are you people? Think i'll just bury my head back in the sand. Not hairy at all. I don't even register on the Robin Williams scale. It's just eyebrow length, not quantity OK that's enough of this. It's becoming fairly ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 Whereas I am very **** hairy. Not on my head though, annoyingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Edited June 12, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ been a while but it was nice ...keep the misses happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 I've only used 3 different hairdressers (as in establishments, not individuals) over the past 5 years and they've all offered an eyebrow trim at some point I've only used four different barbers (hairdressers are for gurls) in my entire life. And one of them was only once, so effectively three. One near where I lived when I was at primary school (claim to fame: he was the father of TV actor Anton Lesser). One near my grammar school. And one in Leeds, first time in 1975, last time about four years ago when I bought some clippers and went DIY (technically GTWTDI). (The odd one was also in Leeds but he did such a bad job I abandoned the experiment and returned to the regular guy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted June 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have just this second had the weirdest and scariest f**king experience of my life thus far. So I've popped down the newsagents about 10 minutes ago to get some drink, and I'm stood behind a guy in the queue that looks like he's gone 10 rounds with Bruce Lee. The attendant serving him asks if he's okay and he says (in a rather slurred voice): Guy: "Yeah, yeah, solid bruv, just people who keep fighting me, I don't know why people are fighting me, can I have ten cigarettes? Yeah, I'm good, is it 'cause I'm black?" [laughs (he isn't black, incidentally)] "I wish I was black though!" [laughs more, turns to me] "I'll buy what this geezer's getting for him as well please" [motions to the bottles I'm holding] Me (slightly terrified for my life): "Nah, nah mate, thanks but I wouldn't hear of it" Guy: "I insist, yeah go on!" Me: "Urr..." Guy: "Yeah, do it bruv, no problems!" [laughs again] Guy: "Now empty the f**king till... NAAAAHH, I'm just joking!" [I prop myself against the sweet counter to stop from visibly passing out] Guy: "Got to walk home now, that's gonna be a laugh bruv" Me (desperately trying to appear nonchalant): "Ah-ha... where's home?" Guy: "Black Dam" Me: "That's not too bad" Guy: "No bruv, it's not! Here, you have these fags" [offers me the pack of cigarettes he's just bought] Me (now bricking it): "I don't smoke" Guy: "You DON'T?!" Me (doing best fake laugh): "Nah, got too many other vices!" Guy: "Too many other vices!" [he laughs again, I relax a bit and some pee trickles down my leg, guy turns back to attendant] Guy: "Can I get some baby wipes? For my face. People keep fighting me." [fishes in his wallet, lacks the motor function to get his card back out, I spot an opportunity to ensure my personal safety] Me: "I'll get these for you mate, it's the least I can do." Guy: "Aww cheers! Aww great bruv! Solid!" [laughs again, I fake laugh with him all the while thinking "Please don't kill me"] Guy: "Hey thanks, I owe you bruv!" Me: "Urm, think nothing of it!" Guy: "Hey, do you smoke weed?" Me: "Not in years, nope." [I turn and start walking away as fast as I can without being too obvious] Me: "Take care now, bye!" Guy: "Cheers, bye bruv!" As soon as he was out of sight, I pelted it. I've never run back to the office so fast in all my life. On the upshot, the baby wipes were cheaper than the drinks I was buying, so I'm quids (well, pennies) in, and all for the sake of only thinking I was about to die. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and wipe the shit off the inside of my underwear. That's one of my favourite missions. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 There's a lorry being unloaded outside. The boxes are marked 'Unprocessed Human Hair (Indian) Made In China'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I honestly could do with an eyebrow trim but I'd be scared that I'd end up with eyebrows like this or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Dont be scared ....I remember I went to a turkish barbers down in templemore (co tipperary) and this guy burned my ear hairs off ....even though I didn't think I had any to burn but ehh was a cutthroat razor shave as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 I honestly could do with an eyebrow trim but I'd be scared that I'd end up with eyebrows like this or something All the barber will do is cut them shorter. They won't shape them or wax them or anything like that. Your eyebrows will look exactly the same, just not as bushy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Need some eyebrow help, huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted June 12, 2013 Administrator Share Posted June 12, 2013 Can you not delete your own posts anymore? You never could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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