Baselayers Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I'd rather it was 'cock muncher' Take it as a compliment, you have amused the masses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 The very words B** J*** should be censored. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Big Jews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted June 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 Surely Bon Jovi Dude/Cock Muncher would be an improvement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2013 Apparently Liverpool is the UK Capital of Bastards Don't know where to begin with that article, but the phrase that boiled my piss was: 'And it accuses politicians on all sides of a "feeble" response'. Politicians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 well, turns out the one good thing about living in Blackpool is that you die early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I think I broke my toe. It reeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrtttttsss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I had a good day for the most part. I did a Public Affairs test for my Journalism course which is my penultimate exam but the last one I have to do any revision for. It went really well, swimmingly in fact. I couldn't have asked for a better paper. One week of college left now... can't wait to get it over and done with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I think I broke my toe. It reeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrtttttsss. Ice the shit out of it And hug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I think I broke my toe. It reeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrtttttsss. Ice the shit out of it And hug! Yeah, lying on the couch with ice on it this very moment. Just when I was getting back into running and working out as well, bleh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Can you not delete your own posts anymore? Edited June 12, 2013 by AVFC-Prideofbrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I think I broke my toe. It reeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrtttttsss. Ice the shit out of it And hug! Listen to her, she knows all about injuries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Can you not delete your own posts anymore? No. Just edit it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 I think I broke my toe. It reeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrtttttsss. Ice the shit out of it And hug! Listen to her, she knows all about injuries! I think I have a similar problem. After all those months with the plantar fasciitis in the left heel, that's now fine. But the big toe (and the area immediately below it) on my right foot is painful. OK to walk, or even run on, but in bed at night it aches like hell. Feels a bit like when I did my metatarsal playing football years ago, although not as bad. I feel I should stop running for a while in case I make it worse, but damnit I'm just getting back into it ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have noticed when getting my hair cut they seem to want to trim my eyebrows quite a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have noticed when getting my hair cut they seem to want to trim my eyebrows quite a lotYou should worry when they start asking about your ear hair. And no, before you ask, they haven't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I have noticed when getting my hair cut they seem to want to trim my eyebrows quite a lot You should worry when they start asking about your ear hair. And no, before you ask, they haven't There's definitely a pubes joke here somehow. As for the eyebrow hair, and whilst I don't have hairy eyebrows, I've never heard of a hairdressers doing this before. Not sure why but on some very small level I'm almost in shock ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 I've only used 3 different hairdressers (as in establishments, not individuals) over the past 5 years and they've all offered an eyebrow trim at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2013 They've done it to me too. They stick a comb in and zoom across it with the clippers. Sometimes it's done without asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted June 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) I have just this second had the weirdest and scariest f**king experience of my life thus far. So I've popped down the newsagents about 10 minutes ago to get some drink, and I'm stood behind a guy in the queue that looks like he's gone 10 rounds with Bruce Lee. The attendant serving him asks if he's okay and he says (in a rather slurred voice): Guy: "Yeah, yeah, solid bruv, just people who keep fighting me, I don't know why people are fighting me, can I have ten cigarettes? Yeah, I'm good, is it 'cause I'm black?" [laughs (he isn't black, incidentally)] "I wish I was black though!" [laughs more, turns to me] "I'll buy what this geezer's getting for him as well please" [motions to the bottles I'm holding] Me (slightly terrified for my life): "Nah, nah mate, thanks but I wouldn't hear of it" Guy: "I insist, yeah go on!" Me: "Urr..." Guy: "Yeah, do it bruv, no problems!" [laughs again] Guy: "Now empty the f**king till... NAAAAHH, I'm just joking!" [I prop myself against the sweet counter to stop from visibly passing out] Guy: "Got to walk home now, that's gonna be a laugh bruv" Me (desperately trying to appear nonchalant): "Ah-ha... where's home?" Guy: "Black Dam" Me: "That's not too bad" Guy: "No bruv, it's not! Here, you have these fags" [offers me the pack of cigarettes he's just bought] Me (now bricking it): "I don't smoke" Guy: "You DON'T?!" Me (doing best fake laugh): "Nah, got too many other vices!" Guy: "Too many other vices!" [he laughs again, I relax a bit and some pee trickles down my leg, guy turns back to attendant] Guy: "Can I get some baby wipes? For my face. People keep fighting me." [fishes in his wallet, lacks the motor function to get his card back out, I spot an opportunity to ensure my personal safety] Me: "I'll get these for you mate, it's the least I can do." Guy: "Aww cheers! Aww great bruv! Solid!" [laughs again, I fake laugh with him all the while thinking "Please don't kill me"] Guy: "Hey thanks, I owe you bruv!" Me: "Urm, think nothing of it!" Guy: "Hey, do you smoke weed?" Me: "Not in years, nope." [I turn and start walking away as fast as I can without being too obvious] Me: "Take care now, bye!" Guy: "Cheers, bye bruv!" As soon as he was out of sight, I pelted it. I've never run back to the office so fast in all my life. On the upshot, the baby wipes were cheaper than the drinks I was buying, so I'm quids (well, pennies) in, and all for the sake of only thinking I was about to die. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and wipe the shit off the inside of my underwear. Edited June 12, 2013 by GarethRDR 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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