Meath_Villan Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Jaysus that went too well .....dont want the bloody job now Edited May 25, 2013 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Did the interview go like this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2013 My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse. I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park. And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 My past has come back to kick me in the balls this weekend, woke up yesterday morning to go for a piss, torture like pissing glass, bright red bell end , and impossible to roll back to see bobbys helmet, trip to the gum clinic. The clap. Should of always rubbered up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 What you need to do is get her to promise to suck you off before you show her the dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse. I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park. And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming. You watch HIMYM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I despise the sun I despise children I despise BBQ's I despise socialising That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I despise the sun I despise children I despise BBQ's I despise socialising That is all But we all love you regardless leemond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2013 I'm sitting on the roof on my own now with a few cans of Stella and some music It's all good 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 The sun does bring out some sights though... and not good ones in all cases! My eyes need bleaching after seeing some of the women squeezing their ample pale white flesh into shorts and tank tops today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them. Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy. Apart from the sun burn I'm all good now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them. Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy. Apart from the sun burn I'm all good now If you hate socialising, why not just avoid it? You should do this kind of stuff more often. Edited May 26, 2013 by legov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2013 My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse. I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park. And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming. You watch HIMYM? On occasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2013 When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them. Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy. Apart from the sun burn I'm all good nowIf you hate socialising, why not just avoid it? You should do this kind of stuff more often. I do avoid it, but when you constantly turn down social gatherings every now and agin you have to put in an appearance, there are people there that I like but I just don't like socialising in big groups, I would much rather have a few drinks in a small crowd rather than have to tolerate those I don't like in order to share a brief word with those that I do like. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2013 When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever.I didn't get the impression you worked at camp; I just thought it all came naturally. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2013 When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever. I didn't get the impression you worked at camp; I just thought it all came naturally. I got that joke off my dad (of all people) all the time. But I was near you. Up in New Hampshire. Got the bus from Baaaaawwston. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Me and bully large (the downstairs dog) are currently blasting country music and dancing together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 And now my neighbour has just come home wearing a pink cowboy hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I've worn a pink cowboy hat on occasion. Quite the lady dazzler, I'll have you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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