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My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse.

 

I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park.

 

And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming.

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My past has come back to kick me in the balls this weekend, woke up yesterday morning to go for a piss, torture like pissing glass, bright red bell end , and impossible to roll back to see bobbys helmet, trip to the gum clinic. The clap.

Should of always rubbered up

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My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse.

 

I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park.

 

And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming.

 

You watch HIMYM?

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I despise the sun

I despise children

I despise BBQ's

I despise socialising

That is all

 

But we all love you regardless leemond

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The sun does bring out some sights though... and not good ones in all cases! 

 

My eyes need bleaching after seeing some of the women squeezing their ample pale white flesh into shorts and tank tops today

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Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them.

Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy.

Apart from the sun burn I'm all good now

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Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them.

Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy.

Apart from the sun burn I'm all good now

If you hate socialising, why not just avoid it?

You should do this kind of stuff more often.

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My penchant for lying about my job when chatting up women may be coming back to bite me in the arse.

 

I've got a girl coming to visit me next month and she's genuinely expecting to swim with the Dolphins that I train at the Safari park.

 

And I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she's coming.

 

You watch HIMYM?

 

On occasion

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When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever.

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Oh don't get me wr ng some of the birds at this BBQ were fit as **** but they are all either friends or dick heads so I couldn't wait to get away from them.

Now I'm lying on the roof with my music blasting no one talking to me and distracting me from my thoughts and I'm happy.

Apart from the sun burn I'm all good now

If you hate socialising, why not just avoid it?

You should do this kind of stuff more often.

I do avoid it, but when you constantly turn down social gatherings every now and agin you have to put in an appearance, there are people there that I like but I just don't like socialising in big groups, I would much rather have a few drinks in a small crowd rather than have to tolerate those I don't like in order to share a brief word with those that I do like.

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When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever.

I didn't get the impression you worked at camp; I just thought it all came naturally.

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When I worked at camp over the summer, when I had an hour off I used to take a kayak to the middle of the lake for the whole hour. Most relaxing thing ever.

I didn't get the impression you worked at camp; I just thought it all came naturally.

 

 

I got that joke off my dad (of all people) all the time.

 

But I was near you. Up in New Hampshire. Got the bus from Baaaaawwston.

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