StefanAVFC Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 I went out and bought a baguette thinking we have chicken and chorizo. NOPE. And I ended up buying jam doughnuts cause they were there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 Peri Peri Chicken and brown pasta for me. Just like most days! Eating it now. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You know you've had a long piss when you've got time to reflect or ponder while you're still going 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I had another one, timed that too. Wasn't bursting this time. Bang on 30 seconds. If anything, I would say 30 seconds is the average duration of urination, although I admit at this stage I haven't got the stats to back this up. It's a work in progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 In a months time I want to see some graphs and hard data on this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 I had another one, timed that too. Wasn't bursting this time. Bang on 30 seconds. If anything, I would say 30 seconds is the average duration of urination, although I admit at this stage I haven't got the stats to back this up. It's a work in progress. I'm gonna hold my piss in for the rest of the day and have a go at the record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 In a months time I want to see some graphs and hard data on this. Yep, I can include pictures too if you like. They have these special urinals at the hospital, I've never used one though. It measures the amount of urine, speed and pressure of flow, etc. while you go. I've got to get me one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 In a months time I want to see some graphs and hard data on this. Yep, I can include pictures too if you like. They have these special urinals at the hospital, I've never used one though. It measures the amount of urine, speed and pressure of flow, etc. while you go. I've got to get me one of those. Ooh, SPORT URINALS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 21, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2013 Mike will be champion at this sport… old men wee much slower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 I dunno, I've found the older I get, the shorter they are. The frequency however, is on a very upward trend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Tide yourself over with an apple...or a wank. Granny Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Had a meeting today and weather was ok so I decided to ride my bike there. I go all the way to the place of the meeting, step off the bike and check my phone to see if I'm on time and see that I have two missed calls from about the time I got on the bike. Meeting was cancelled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 21, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2013 It's rife for cheating. People will just control the flow and distort the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Tide yourself over with an apple...or a wank. Granny Smith Drat. naughty naughty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 so tired no idea why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328322/Father-set-video-capture-paranormal-activity-accidentally-films-girlfriend-having-sex-teenage-son-instead.html?ITO=socialnet-twitter-mailonline Father who set up video to capture 'paranormal' activity accidentally films his girlfriend having sex with his teenage son instead Edited May 21, 2013 by drat01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 if ive got a £35k a year job with a company car and get made redundant what would happen to my tax code if I ended up getting say a £20k a year new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 drat01 reads the Heil? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 I was just almost literally busting for the loo, having held out for awhile to finish a case I was on at work. When I got to the loo, I thought to myself "this is going to be a long one", so I timed it. Opened up the stopwatch on my phone, and timed it. 53 seconds. A pretty long piss that, although I was hoping to break the 1 minute barrier. Anyone done so? Don't think I have. Possibly when drunk, but then, i would not have the 'good sense' to record the time it took. For anyone wondering, I timed the duration of urination from when it began to when the original flow ended. Additional spurts did not contribute towards the time. Otherwise you could drag it out for 90+ seconds, I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) Anyone gone storm chasing and seen a Tornado? Yes people i'm very much aware of the devastating news from America but i'm just interested to know about your experiences.A few months after I moved away, but... Edited May 21, 2013 by leviramsey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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