Shillzz Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 It's not pie day for another 2 years, unless your name is Gareth Barry, in which case every day is Pie day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted March 14, 2013 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2013 I know. Blame the website I lifted it from. This button is your friend... or ctrl-shift-v when pasting. Learn to drive your browser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2013 Happy Birthday Tegis, but sadly I can't use that as justification for my demands to the missus. Edit: Demands? It's not going to happen if we're being honest. She made stake! Wohoooo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I prefer 'Salad & Cunnilingus Day' myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2013 I prefer 'Salad & Cunnilingus Day' myself. And the beauty is that you can indulge in both at effectively the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Mrs E is not a fan. Pot Noodle and a wank it is then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 But what will you do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Just want to say Hello to everyone its been a while since i ve been on here! A lot has changed!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 **** hell. Logs on to check VT. Sees wife's nickname as last poster in the thread. Has minor palpitations. (and no.... Gareth is not right, and smart arses. I don't get that lucky.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 did your arse drop out Eames?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 But how would you know? It's the three secret things women only do behind our backs; fart, wank, and eat pot noodles. Mind you, the last one isn't gender specific really; anyone consuming a pot noodle must seclude themselves in shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Indeed. A fiend with a pot-noodle once snuck into my tent at a festival during a rather heavy rain. The fumes of carcinogenic curry soon created a pestilent layer that threated to contaminate clothes, sleeping bag and, most importantly, the wine. He was soon told to pack his shit and sit in the rain. Which, in fairness, he did. The sight of a shivering man in shorts and sandals eating a pot noodle in a muddy field during a storm will live with me. Horrid things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 did your arse drop out Eames?? A little bit. Pleased to make your acquaintance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 But what will you do? A guy with a gag reflex like mine will never be without company for long..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 But how would you know? It's the three secret things women only do behind our backs; fart, wank, and eat pot noodles. Mind you, the last one isn't gender specific really; anyone consuming a pot noodle must seclude themselves in shame. You don't know what you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 March the 14th - a very special day in the calendar. If you get home and you notice there aren't any steaks in the fridge then prepare to be disappoint. Why? It's Pi Day! Would have been better without the approximation of π around the outside of the pie. Rounding up is for physicists and engineers. π is π, an irrational number and should be left at that. (The above definitely qualifies as something which shouldn't piss you off) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2013 (edited) Just want to say Hello to everyone its been a while since i ve been on here! A lot has changed!! A definite blast from the past! /me waits for Rob to notice that kimmie has returned (even though Rob is now affianced, he hasn't changed that much) Edited March 14, 2013 by leviramsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 The wife ordered take out .....obviously she doesn't know its steak and blowie day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2013 The wife ordered take out .....obviously she doesn't know its steak and blowie day Unless she was ordering steak takeout and a "professional"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Just want to say Hello to everyone its been a while since i ve been on here! A lot has changed!! A definite blast from the past! /me waits for Rob to notice that kimmie has returned (even though Rob is now affianced, he hasn't changed that much) Rob will NEVER change.....he may act a bit different but change nah its still there just hidden lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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