Meath_Villan Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Oh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Got asked for ID yesterday buying wine in Marks and Spencer... 2 problems with that 1) I was 31 on Saturday and 2) why on earth would any underage drinker pay M&S prices for alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I find that the growth of one's beard is directly related to the chances of being asked for ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I find that the growth of one's beard is directly related to the chances of being asked for ID. This. That's why my missus keeps hers long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 it is William McGregor, founder of the Football League, and heavily involved with the Villa in the early days -DAH! Beaten for the second time today. PS. Welcome back Pussycat, fellow member of the VT avatar is a cat club Thanks for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 been out and got myself a huge Wonga loan to go and get drunk tonight jokes on them when the world ends tomorrow and I don't have to pay it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I really do hope the world ends, not like over in an instant but things slowly start to go to shit and I would love to be one of the last people left, I often think that, I just think it would be a good crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I really do hope the world ends, not like over in an instant but things slowly start to go to shit and I would love to be one of the last people left, I often think that, I just think it would be a good crack I have always regarded myself as a sort of anti social nihilist but you make me feel like Mary Poppins . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Could you imagine being the last one with leemond to survive? Listening All that moaning. Id rather be the last one alive with terry christian tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I dont moan all that much, things just annoy me and I voice my opinion, today is the first time I have ventured into the 'things that piss me off' thread in months. I just enjoy my own company and people annoy me in general, that is why I think it would be good fun to be completely on my own with nothing more than a guitar and a dog named Vincent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 you do know that dogs lick their own balls , not yours ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yep I am fully aware of that but I am used to pulling my own Christmas cracker so there is no problem there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I dont moan all that much, things just annoy me and I voice my opinion, today is the first time I have ventured into the 'things that piss me off' thread in months. I just enjoy my own company and people annoy me in general, that is why I think it would be good fun to be completely on my own with nothing more than a guitar and a dog named Vincent So you basically want to be will smith in i am legend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 So you basically want to be will smith in i am legend? Apart from the fact that I am not black and wouldn't mope around all day at being alone....and I would not have allowed that to happen to my dog then yeah maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 is his dog named Vincent? if it is then I will have to come up with a new post apocalyptic dog name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted December 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yep I am fully aware of that but I am used to pulling my own Christmas cracker so there is no problem there Fnarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 So you basically want to be will smith in i am legend? I am Leemond......... Stuck alone in a post apocalyptic world an angry, angry man bollocks inanimate objects with the help of his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I wouldn't bollock inanimate objects at all, I would just shake my head and tut at them, then when I made camp for the night I would go over the day's events with Vincent and explain to him why I was pissed off with said objects and Vincent would listen to every word and eventually learn how to speak doglish and slowly evolve into a half dog half man type creature that can walk (albeit unsteadily) on his back two legs and we would roam the earth planning day to day how we would live our lives whilst hunting rabbits and the few remaining humans then I would find a lone surviving female and take her as my partner (she has no say in the matter) and our relationship would blossom, Vincent would get jealous and run off and start an army of dogmanish creatures with a stray jack russel, we will go to war I will win then I will befriend a monkey named Poppy and move to the jungle and see out the rest of my day's with her and her monkey family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Seeing as I get a lot of enjoyment and laughter out of leemonds rants I think it would be hilarious to be stuck with him, obviously it would have to be a once a week catch up type thing over a warm nuka-cola just to see what post apocalyptic things have annoyed **** out of him. Even in a nearly empty world, id bet my last bottle cap he would find something that pissed him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Got the Baileys out. I'd like to start the zombie apocalypse in a merry state, so I'll keep some for the morning when it starts to go to shit. If anyone else here survives it, the safety word is 'Mellberg', let's keep the Villa fans alive, eh? Also, if any you come across any sha fans, send up a flare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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