Guest Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I have just been to the shop and bought myself some ham for dinner just a packet of 7 breaded ham slices everyone in the office thinks its strange to just eat ham on its own, what says you lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I say you're strange in general. Ham or no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 28, 2012 Perfectly fine. Good source of protein and few calories. I find Waifos are better if you're eating it on it's own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Ahh... Ham Chat, excellent. Parma ham ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 There's a guy in my office who eats a whol eback of processed ham every day That and a can of tuna (eaten straight from the can, without anything else) is his lunch. Every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 I wonder if daz is married yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 wrap the ham around some chunks of cheese and you are sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 oh yeah I thought I would tell you all about my new friend as well yesterday (about 6:00pm) I had a text message from a wrong number, I have decided this person is now my friend the messages so far have gone like this stranger-Boo me-Hello me-Who's this? stranger-Soz put number in fone wrong me-Hmmm I suspect you may need more practice on your telephone machine me-Seeings how we have established that we are both experianced users of the invention that is the mobile telephone we have already found something in common. I do get lonely sometimes, do you think we can be friends? me-I really think you are being rather hasty in turning your back on our potential friendship sometimes these things are meant to happen, a real meeting of the minds I feel. We could become soulmates...do you like dogs? I like dogs, if you like dogs then that can be another building block in our tower of friendship me-Hello friend I trust that you are enjoying the sunshine on this beautiful day. Tis days like this I relish having people to converse with. I understand that you are a tad on the shy side but dont worry I will keep you company and share a few pleasentries with you through my mobile text message service, Ahh the joys of technology are made all the more when the sun is shining. I am going to keep going untill the other person actually engages me in conversation or flips and starts sending me a load of abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 Is your friend from the 1920's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 this can only go swimmingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 When he said Boo You should say Who That way it would be a crying shame if something did"nt come of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 28, 2012 @Leemond - Can't wait to hear how this turns out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Is your friend from the 1920's? I dont know to be honest, I would like to think so though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 How long before you post a rant about him? I'll put a fiver on less than a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Yes it will be a rant written from his mom and dads dining table on a Sunday after a few cans of Red Stripe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I actually aint been round me mom n dads in about 3 weeks I'll have you know and I havent had any red stripe in about a week, been hitting the stella pretty hard just lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Ahhh the old wife beater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 yup yup I have a new found love for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 beating a wife? Have you ever been to wales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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