wiggyrichard Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Arrrrgh. The Client I was meeting at 3pm is running late. He is now due at 5:30pm! I know this meeting will last 2 hours. FFS!!! I will crack a cold tinny just for you when i get home! You bastard! He is matey too and after the meeting wants to go for a beer. No effin chance!! Tough one...keeping the client happy = return business Yup he contributed 20% of our Turnover in a one off transaction. So too important to **** him off. No chance of repeat business as people only tend to sell their businesses once. Well...how'd it go? So whats going on then? You helping him to sell his business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Well...how'd it go? So whats going on then? You helping him to sell his business? The meeting went well. He is a pretty nice guy. Although I didn't leave the office until 7:25pm. I was putting together his Information Memorandum and he had a couple of changes and some information for me. Yup he has paid a very large registration fee for my company to act on his behalf. For that he gets my soul, blood, sweat and more depressingly mobile number for out of office discussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Its been quiet on here over the last couple of days. Where has everyone gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2012 Out looking for Leemond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2012 I think Leemond chucked himself out of a window, unfortunately. I'm sure there was something on the news about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2012 Wasn't Leemond shot jumping out a window yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2012 Great minds Stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2012 Haha, small minds seldom differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Is it Voinjama's official thread necromancy day or summit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Is Leemond conducting some kind of social experiment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Is it Voinjama's official thread necromancy day or summit? The old ones are best. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! Haha. Brilliand. Did that genuinely happen? Fantastic Wigster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! :| You don't like animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! :| You don't like animals? Dont you **** start!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! Haha. Brilliand. Did that genuinely happen? Fantastic Wigster! On my boys life, that happened not 1 hour ago at the Morrisions in Bromsgrove, and that is exactly what was said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Then Wiggy, that is epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! Haha. Brilliand. Did that genuinely happen? Fantastic Wigster! On my boys life, that happened not 1 hour ago at the Morrisions in Bromsgrove, and that is exactly what was said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Popped into Morrisions to get some hayfever/allergy tablets (oh the irony) and i was stopped by someone at the exit asking if i had 5 minutes to do a survey on animals. Im in a pretty good mood today (not that im ever in a bad one but hey) so i said "yeah, of course". The conversation went... Lady: "Morning, have you got 5 minutes to spare?" Me: "Yeah, of course" Lady: "Great, so are you an animal kinda man?" Me: "Pardon?" Lady: "Do you like animals?" Me: "No" Lady: "Sorry? You dont like animals?" Me: "Nope" Lady: " :| " Me: " " Lady: "Have a good day sir :| " Me: "You too " Pretty shit survey if you ask me! Haha. Brilliand. Did that genuinely happen? Fantastic Wigster! On my boys life, that happened not 1 hour ago at the Morrisions in Bromsgrove, and that is exactly what was said. What the hell is all that about Mike? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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