Voinjama Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If that is the biggest of your problems you have a very good life. I can imagine your office is very bitchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 "I'll save it for later" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 There's doughnuts in the office today. A colleague of mine asked if I want one. I said, 'Yeah, I'll get one in a bit'. She went and got me one and brought it back. That's fine, lovely of her. Problem is, she is filthy and not in the good way. Girls in the office have said she leaves cubicles without washing her hands, she has long, really dirty finger nails, she stinks, bad breath and very much looks liek a doughnut herself. I'm not eating this doughnut, no chance. But not being an arsehole, I'm not gonna say 'no thanks, stiggy' as I chuck it in the bin. I'm in a pickle, right now.. Put it in your pocket and do a 'strategic' bog stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 They always put buying a new house and getting a divorce at the top of the most stressful things you go through. I thought it was: 1. Bereavement 2. Divorce 3. Moving house Oh right, I wasn't sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 They always put buying a new house and getting a divorce at the top of the most stressful things you go through. I thought it was: 1. Bereavement 2. Divorce 3. Moving house Oh right, I wasn't sure. I've done 2 & 3...........and after 2 quite happily I could have done 1 :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If that is the biggest of your problems you have a very good life. I can imagine your office is very bitchy. Certainly on my floor, it's 75% women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 If that is the biggest of your problems you have a very good life. I can imagine your office is very bitchy. Certainly on my floor, it's 75% women. Lots of them in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You know, the more you hear about office life, the more you realise people just should be kept apart at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If that is the biggest of your problems you have a very good life. I can imagine your office is very bitchy. Certainly on my floor, it's 75% women. take advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 I once worked in an office that was me, one other bloke, and about 20 women. A good half of them were lesbians, mind. EDIT: It was Leeds Council Health Education Office. They once had one of these in the office. (I was going to just post the picture, but decided it was borderline NSFVT). They were interested in what my opinion of it was, speaking as a heterosexual man. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If that is the biggest of your problems you have a very good life. I can imagine your office is very bitchy. Certainly on my floor, it's 75% women. take advantage. Nah, most of them are like 'the doughnut' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I once worked in an office that was me, one other bloke, and about 20 women. A good half of them were lesbians, mind. Fap fap fap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 I once worked in an office that was me, one other bloke, and about 20 women. A good half of them were lesbians, mind. Fap fap fap!See my edit above. Actually, at least one of them was bi. And gorgeous. And interested in my girlfriend. Strange days, now I look back on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Never understood some chaps' love for lesbians, you have no chance with them, it's an exercise in futility. They do make good drinking partners though. None of that 'should I? will she?' nonsense you get with straight girls, just solid drinking and a running commentary on the view, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Never understood some chaps' love for lesbians, you have no chance with them, it's an exercise in futility. They do make good drinking partners though. None of that 'should I? will she?' nonsense you get with straight girls, just solid drinking and a running commentary on the view, so to speak. Reminds me of Gok Wan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Sort of an analogue to fag hags, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Never understood some chaps' love for lesbians, you have no chance with them, it's an exercise in futility. They do make good drinking partners though. None of that 'should I? will she?' nonsense you get with straight girls, just solid drinking and a running commentary on the view, so to speak. No, but I can watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 No, but I can watch! irreverentad's identity revealed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Talking of which, I personally know just one person who has come out of the closet as a homosexual. A pity how Singaporean (and Asian society in general) society is still so anachronistic with regards to the acceptance of sexuality (although this is much less true among youths). I am honestly quite stunned by how openly British society accepts alternative sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 No, but I can watch! irreverentad's identity revealed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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