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How fat are we talking?

I pulled a chubby girl on the weekend, and she's lovely. I reckon with a bit of thinly veiled bullying, I could tease her thin.

(I am ofcourse joking, but if she comes over for dinner, it'll be something healthy)

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I realised I'm older than both my parents were when they had me.
I'm still only seven years older than my dad was when I was born!

When my dad was the age I am now, I was 15 and dicking around at school. He was 37 and well on the way to a successful business, three kids and a nice house.

Here I am at 37, unemployed and unmarried and living in a flat in a not-so-nice part of London.

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What the **** do you even do with something like that? I've never really wanted to have intercourse with a fold of skin before.

Not even for £5k?.....

I'll be entirely honest... I really want a Jetski... and am more than capable of getting suitably drunk. But, you'd still have to, actually nah, I dont think I could.

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