Meath_Villan Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Can we have the lovely ladies thread back p-p-p-please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Nigel Slater's TV programme. Deep-fried sprouts in beer batter. :shock: Sounds like the ultimate fart fuel. Yeah, wash them down with a pint of Ruddles County and you could have a major explosion on your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Got some Xmas shopping done today so feel good Bought a cool iPhone cover as a pressie, Birds Nest design, really cool design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Do Ice Cream vans migrate for the winter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Got some Xmas shopping done today so feel good Bought a cool iPhone cover as a pressie, Birds Nest design, really cool design Its made of twigs and spit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Do Ice Cream vans migrate for the winter ? Nah, hibernation dude. I found one in a cave once, it'd plugged it's exhaust up with 99 flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Do Ice Cream vans migrate for the winter ? Nah, hibernation dude. I found one in a cave once, it'd plugged it's exhaust up with 99 flakes. Pretty sure they all go to Aberystwyth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 We some times get the ice cream van coming around this time of year, saying that, our ice cream man is rumoured to sell drugs. Despite that he usually plays an ice cream van version of the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I've seen the occasional ice cream van brave the winter elements and do the rounds, fair play to them. On a more serious note, is there a rule in place that determines how long one must be dead before you turn into a zombie? I mean, (28 days later aside) most zombie films/shows/games are full of nasties with decomposed flesh and such, but if you were buried only recently, wouldn't you come back and look normal (only sharp suited of course)? If so, would it therefore be morally acceptable to do the nasty with Angelina Jolie in zombie mode if she was killed and buried only a few days before the dead rose? Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Split my bloody trousers today. A good 15 cm split up my arse. Good job teachers wear long white coats in Turkey. Not sure how i'll make it home though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 thinking of starting a thread called 'can a rich man get in to heaven?' if I can weave Houllier and apple products into the title it should be the perfect storm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 16, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2011 "Could Gerard Houllier get into heaven if he had an iPhone?" Get on it. (I presume that Gerard is wealthy enough to be part of the 1%...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 "Could Gerard Houllier get into heaven if he had an iPhone?" Get on it. (I presume that Gerard is wealthy enough to be part of the 1%...) Well he's got a few million more than he had this time last year to add to his already bulging bank balance? The trouble is with that thread is that some amongst us already believe he is the second coming. They have seen him walking on water quite a few times and that the National French Youth FA academy used to only have a small delivery of fish and bread to feed evryone when GH was in attendance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tas20McBILI Didn't know where to put it but this kid is unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I gave it as long as 4 secs before I turned it off ... Can't stand rap music But I did see his initial audition on the show and thought he was pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just done a quick browse of the job sites for the first time in a few months. The situation still appears depressingly shite on that front :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just did a quick browse of my head. My hair is getting depressingly thinner up there... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just did a quick browse of my penis. It's depressingly average . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just did a quick browse of my penis. It's depressingly average . ME disagrees. Ehm, that didn't come out right. arhg, I take it back AAARRRRGHGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2011 Couldn't find the old twitcher thread but I've just spotted these two outside my living room window: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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